My school paper editorial

[BJGEFAN]

It's been mere hours since the Great Teacher, this era's Paul Brown [who gave us coaching immortals like Chuck Noll and Don Shula] still must be feeling his chest swell with fatherly pride. Sunday, The Great Teacher's unlikeliest pupil, Eric Mangini - current Chief Clown of the Cleveland Clowns - "Brought Da Wood" as it's called in quaint Cleveland-Speak. The Clowns shocked the Great Teacher's own defending Super Bowl Champeen.....NO! Great Caesar's Ghost! How time flies! Boston Patriots.

Tom [Terrific] Brady is now the No Fun League's highest-paid ever. This to insure that Terrific's even more highly-paid arm-candy and Super Model wife, Giselle, will not have a legendary Brazilian Snit on the eve of the Steeler game and inadvertantly damage Patriot morale by heaving one of Terrific's mirrors at him, shouting:

"Hijo do puta! I leave your SUENOS in the glass splinters they are! Meet me on BOTH your ACLs at Cote d' Azure! Were you ever EL HOMBRE POTENCIA? I doubt it!!!!"

Enter Processed American Cheese mogul and Patriot Owner Robert "Bobbo" Kraft whose lightning checkbook has averted scandal many times. Can Bobbo keep the Great Teacher or Terrific and Giselle and the fragile Patriot Empire off the tawdry tabloids as he has time and again? The future lies ahead.
:thwak:

 

[OffTopic]

I prefer cheese that is not processed.

 

[patsload]

 

[BJGEFAN]

I'm as secular as anyone who identifies as Jewish can be. Talmudic Law http://aolsearcht11.search.aol.com/aol/search?s_it=clpromo1&ncid=aolsea00010000000041&q=talmudic+law is stupefyingly complex. Two doors north lives Rabbi Shmuel Groman, recently remarried, in his vigorous mid-80s and one terrific human being. I've not been Bar Mitzvah [confirmed] but I've been invited to "sit in" when Saturday is one adult Male Jew shy of a Minyan http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minyan.. Rabbi Groman assures met "no man 'knows' the complete Talmud

 

[dchester]

I prefer cheese that is not processed.

Processed or not, I like cheese.

 

[tommysgirl]

Lol. So, Mr Pats Fan, it is nice that Kraft made all that money in the processed cheese business, dontcha think?

 

[OffTopic]

Processed or not, I like cheese.

Don't get me wrong, it has it's place.

Maybe because that was the only cheese I ever got to eat as a kid- American. Bor-ing.

 

[chevss454]

Processed or not, I like cheese.

Yeah, me too, but I don't like thinly veiled trolls.

 

[BJGEFAN]

I prefer cheese that is not processed.

In all seriousness, you look pretty ****ing hot.

 

[BJGEFAN]

Lol. So, Mr Pats Fan, it is nice that Kraft made all that money in the processed cheese business, dontcha think?

Of course it is! JFC I live on that shit.

 

[dchester]

I'm as secular as anyone who identifies as Jewish can be. Talmudic Law http://aolsearcht11.search.aol.com/aol/search?s_it=clpromo1&ncid=aolsea00010000000041&q=talmudic+law is stupefyingly complex. Two doors north lives Rabbi Shmuel Groman, recently remarried, in his vigorous mid-80s and one terrific human being. I've not been Bar Mitzvah [confirmed] but I've been invited to "sit in" when Saturday is one adult Male Jew shy of a Minyan http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minyan.. Rabbi Groman assures met "no man 'knows' the complete Talmud

As you are new here, you might not be familiar with the rules. The smack talk (and all other idiocy) goes in the asylum, not in the football forum.

http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/forumdisplay.php?f=15

Thanks

 

[OffTopic]

In all seriousness, you look pretty ****ing hot.

Lol.

I am a dude.

 

[tommysgirl]

In all seriousness, you look pretty ****ing hot.

You should hit on her. She's single and very feminine. She likes flowers and perfume and all that girly stuff. You should send her some. I have her address if you need it.

 

[BJGEFAN]

Lol.

I am a dude.

There's really no way to know that on here. I'm new here (well, first time poster, short time reader).

Who is the girl showing off the Sam Adams? B e l i c h e a t

 

[BJGEFAN]

You should hit on her. She's single and very feminine. She likes flowers and perfume and all that girly stuff. You should send her some. I have her address if you need it.

PM me.

 

[patsload]

There's really no way to know that on here. I'm new here (well, first time poster, short time reader).

Who is the girl showing off the Sam Adams? B e l i c h e a t

"she" was a dude :shhh:

 

[tommysgirl]

Of course it is! JFC I live on that shit.

Well, since you are such a devoted long time fan. I will let you in on a little secret....wrong Kraft dumbass.

 

[NotScottZolak]

HA! This guy doesn't even know which Kraft grows cheese!

 

[BJGEFAN]

Well, since you are such a devoted long time fan. I will let you in on a little secret....wrong Kraft dumbass.

Easy. smack talk goes in the asylum. WTF?

 

[patsload]

HA! This guy doesn't even know which Kraft grows cheese!

hey look this guy is back with a new name !!