OT: Do we have any sex experts here?

[Spinal Tap]

Just wondering...

 

[tehrick67]

I was going to create the same exact thread

 

[midgar8784]

Yeah I read your PM....it does not always mean you are Gay if you have those dreams, it just might mean that. Hope that helps.

 

[Spinal Tap]

Yeah I read your PM....it does not always mean you are Gay if you have those dreams, it just might mean that. Hope that helps.

Whoa, I don't get it.

 

[Spinal Tap]

I was going to create the same exact thread

Great minds.

 

[tehrick67]

Whoa, I don't get it.

Well, you are married

 

[midgar8784]

Whoa, I don't get it.

Yeah maybe thats the issue.

 

[Spinal Tap]

Yeah maybe thats the issue.

Please help.

 

[mikiemo83]

I was waiting for this thread from the 1st time I noticed the tax thread

 

[Spinal Tap]

I was waiting for this thread from the 1st time I noticed the tax thread

So do we have any experts? I'm looking for certification and shit. Anyone?

 

[BaCsonkaDonk]

Just wondering...

Me too. Can anyone tell me what it's like?

 

[midgar8784]

Please help.

Porn?

 

[mikiemo83]

So do we have any experts? I'm looking for certification and shit. Anyone?

well we were talking about finger insertion and chicken head popping via choke hold - or the Claw as Killer kowlowski used to call it

 

[tehrick67]

Me too. Can anyone tell me what it's like?

Ask SF87, he can help you out

 

[Spinal Tap]

Me too. Can anyone tell me what it's like?

Squishy

 

[PatsRUs]

Just wondering...

I practice hard, work hard at it.. Its not just about talent, it's about hard work. You have to put in the hours. I like to take it one sexual encounter at a time, just focus on that one.

 

[Spinal Tap]

well we were talking about finger insertion and chicken head popping via choke hold - or the Claw as Killer kowlowski used to call it

That's a good move right there. Is that in the Kama Sutra?

 

[Spinal Tap]

I practice hard, work hard at it.. Its not just about talent, it's about hard work. You have to put in the hours. I like to take it one sexual encounter at a time, just focus on that one.

I assume you give it 110%, day in and day out?

 

[tehrick67]

I practice hard, work hard at it.. Its not just about talent, it's about hard work. You have to put in the hours. I like to take it one sexual encounter at a time, just focus on that one.

you need to be willing to get your hands, and tongue dirty

 

[Spinal Tap]

Ok, so if there are no experts, tell us what your signature move is. What do you feel like you've mastered thus far in your career?