OT - Science vs God

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Science vs. God

"Let me explain the problem science has with Jesus Christ." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.

"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes sir," the student says.

"So you believe in God?"

"Absolutely."

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes."

"Are you good or evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil."

The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a moment.

"Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?"

"Yes sir, I would."

"So you're good...!"

"I wouldn't say that."

"But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't."

The student does not answer, so the professor continues. "He doesn't, does he? My brother was a
Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him so is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?"

The student remains silent.

"No, you can't, can you?" the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax.

"Let's start again, young fella Is God good?"

"Er...yes," the student says.

"Is Satan good?"

The student doesn't hesitate on this one. "No."

"Then where does Satan come from?"

The student : "From...God..."

"That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?"

"Yes, sir."

"Evil's everywhere, isn't it? Ad God did make everything, correct?"

"Yes."

"So who created evil?" The professor continued, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since
evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil."

Without allowing the student to answer, the professor continues: "Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?"

The student: "Yes."

"So who created them?"

The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. "Who created them? There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized.


"Tell me," he continues onto another student. "Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?"

The student's voice is confident: "Yes, professor, I do."

The old man stops pacing. "Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?"

"No sir. I've never seen Him"

"Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?"

"No, sir, I have not."

"Have you ever actually felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any
sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?"

"No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't."

"Yet you still believe in him?"

"Yes."

"According to the rule so empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?"

"Nothing," the student replies. "I only have my faith."

"Yes, faith," the professor repeats. "And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence, only faith."

The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of his own. "Professor, is there such
thing as heat?"

"Yes," the professor replies. "There's heat."

"And is there such a thing as cold?"

"Yes, son, there's cold too."

"No sir, there isn't."

The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain.


"You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit up to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest -458 degrees. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total
absence of heat. You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it."

Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer.

"What about a darkness, professor. Is there such a thing as darkness?"

"Yes," the professor replies without hesitation. "What is night if it isn't darkness?"

"You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light,
normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word. In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?"

The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester. "So what point are you making, young man?"

"Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must
also be flawed."

The professor's face cannot hide his surprise this time. "Flawed? Can you explain how?" "You are working on the premise of duality," the student explains. "You argue that there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it."

"Now tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?"

"If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do ""Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?"


The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed.

"Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove
that
this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?"

The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided. "To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean."

The student looks around the room. "Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?"

The class breaks out into laughter.

"Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt the professor's brain, touched or smelled
the professor's brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir. So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?"

Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable.

Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. "I guess you'll have to take them on faith."

"Now, you accept that there is faith, and, in fact faith exists with life," the student continues. "Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?"

Now uncertain, the professor responds, "Of course, there is. We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."

To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil
is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God.

God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love
present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."

The professor sat down.
 
It's pretty ironic that you would use a computer, and a network, and a bunch of software, to denigrate the scientific field of endeavour. You're standing on the shoulders of giants, and you don't even know it.

Since you don't seem to respect science (and by extension, engineering), why don't you try going a week without it. How about this week?

Live outside, with no heat, unless there's a nearby lightning strike that allows you to obtain a flame (using friction to start a fire is a scientific principle). Good luck with that.

No clothing, unless you can capture and skin some animals. Of course, you won't have a metal knife (metallurgy is a science), but maybe you could chip a stone knife out of some flint.

Food would be whatever you could scrounge. Not a lot of edible vegetation around right now. But hunting with just your stone knife will keep you warm. Just don't cut yourself, or get bitten, during your forays. No antibiotics for you.

Do that for a week. Then let someone offer you a choice of a Bible, or a cup of hot soup. I wonder which one you would take.
 
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Patriot Ron on 01-17-2008 at 07:30 AM said:


The professor sat down.

What did Gilligan do?



WDGD




Anyway...i just found out that i am evil, since i am an atheist. So...everyone watch out. Cuz im getting ready to do some evil stuff. Seriously. Im not kidding.
 
Re: Re: OT - Science vs God

southcarolina* on 01-17-2008 at 08:25 AM said:
What did Gilligan do?



WDGD




Anyway...i just found out that i am evil, since i am an atheist. So...everyone watch out. Cuz im getting ready to do some evil stuff. Seriously. Im not kidding.
I could tell....you got that long hair and shit, listen to that Crazy music and I bet even have partaken in the consumption of a alcoholic beverage or two in your life time
 
Re: Re: OT - Science vs God

southcarolina* on 01-17-2008 at 08:25 AM said:
Anyway...i just found out that i am evil, since i am an atheist. So...everyone watch out. Cuz im getting ready to do some evil stuff. Seriously. Im not kidding.

Welcome to the club :thumb: I think we should organize an evil convention.
 
TipRoast on 01-17-2008 at 08:08 AM said:
It's pretty ironic that you would use a computer, and a network, and a bunch of software, to denigrate the scientific field of endeavour. You're standing on the shoulders of giants, and you don't even know it.

Since you don't seem to respect science (and by extension, engineering), why don't you try going a week without it. How about this week?

Live outside, with no heat, unless there's a nearby lightning strike that allows you to obtain a flame (using friction to start a fire is a scientific principle). Good luck with that.

No clothing, unless you can capture and skin some animals. Of course, you won't have a metal knife (metallurgy is a science), but maybe you could chip a stone knife out of some flint.

Food would be whatever you could scrounge. Not a lot of edible vegetation around right now. But hunting with just your stone knife will keep you warm. Just don't cut yourself, or get bitten, during your forays. No antibiotics for you.

Do that for a week. Then let someone offer you a choice of a Bible, or a cup of hot soup. I wonder which one you would take.
I was thinking about creating some dinosaurs while on these giant shoulders ... but thats already been played.. anyway..
I didnt write this I copied it from an e mail and shared it.
Like it , dont like it.. Thats why we are given the ability to decide for ourselves.
 
Major A$$hole* on 01-17-2008 at 08:19 AM said:
BYOP & S.
I'm not sharing.

F'in A dude. God would share his popcorn and soda. I mean he would if he existed.
 
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*mikiemo83 on 01-17-2008 at 08:27 AM said:
I could tell....you got that long hair and shit, listen to that Crazy music and I bet even have partaken in the consumption of a alcoholic beverage or two in your life time


One time i even persuaded the Mrs to engage in non-missionary position style sexual relations with me.

Pure.Evil.
 
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southcarolina* on 01-17-2008 at 08:30 AM said:
One time i even persuaded the Mrs to engage in non-missionary position style sexual relations with me.

Pure.Evil.
Yeah but if you used a bed sheet with a hole in it its all good.
 
southcarolina* on 01-17-2008 at 08:29 AM said:
F'in A dude. God would share his popcorn and soda. I mean he would if he existed.

He's a Major A$$hole, what did you expect? :D
 
Re: Re: Re: OT - Science vs God

bideau* on 01-17-2008 at 08:27 AM said:
Welcome to the club :thumb: I think we should organize an evil convention.


OK but i'm just gonna warn you...whikle we are organizing it, i will be working behind the scenes to sabotage it also. THATS how evil i am.
 
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Can we get the thread title changed to Science vs God vs Flying Spaghetti Monster vs Chuck Norris vs Pirates vs Ninjas vs Sharks with friggin lasers on their head ?
 
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