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Claremonster said:
It was a wedding... I was filling in for the bass player in my dad's country band, because he was a drunk no-show... I was high... someone requested the tune, which I always had to sing, and I started it with "Photographs of mammaries..." because I was high, and forgot where I was ROFL
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Man. You were, like, just like the Brady Bunch, huh. ROFL
 
timithye said:
That is just wrong. What are you going to hit it with, a bulldozer?
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He's just bragging 'cause he's the only guy who can actually has the distance to get the dipstick down into the reservoir. The rest of us would just be in midair, humping like a mad Chihuahua and yelling, "I dunno! I might just be between two fat rolls, I can't tell!" ROFL
 
JD10367 said:
He's just bragging 'cause he's the only guy who can actually has the distance to get the dipstick down into the reservoir. The rest of us would just be in midair, humping like a mad Chihuahua and yelling, "I dunno! I might just be between two fat rolls, I can't tell!" ROFL
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A man could get lost for days in thar. Small animals stand no chance...
 
timithye said:
A man could get lost for days in thar. Small animals stand no chance...
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I just borrowed this from the metal polishing thread. mmmm, wrap those legs around that cylinder girls!:D
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THAT HAS TO BE ONE OF TEH MOST AWESOME VIDEOS I HAVE EVER SEEN

The look of determination on all the Girls faces.....their huge eyes fixated on my Co......err- the Key. The BEWBS.

I needed to take a few breaks watching that video for obvious reasons.
 
I just made my honey lemon cupcakes with lemon frosting. Maybe we can use the extra frosting in a really fun manner..
 
LurkingWife said:
I just made my honey lemon cupcakes with lemon frosting. Maybe we can use the extra frosting in a really fun manner..
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Lemon is nice. Refreshing citrus taste. yet sweet and smooth from the frosting. Nice selection. Could I recommend a nice bunch of fresh strawberries and some chocolate syrup to go with that?
 
shirtsleeve said:
Lemon is nice. Refreshing citrus taste. yet sweet and smooth from the frosting. Nice selection. Could I recommend a nice bunch of fresh strawberries and some chocolate syrup to go with that?
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Chocolate and lemon.... not so much.... now chocolate covered strawberries.... thats another story.
 
I need to go find box o rocks so I can give him more rep... :4321:
 
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