This Is A Thread Where We Talk About Secks

[easycome_easygo]

And you've made the sig! Congrats!!!

I'm going to add her quote to my sig just for the hell of it.

 

[tommysgirl]

Tangent: you know, I was taking a leak this morning, and as I was waiting for Mister Wiggle to wake up and do his thing, this is the thought that popped into my head.

Me, staring at the bowl, inner monologue.... "Hmm... you know, why do they call it a 'bathroom', especially in a public place like a restaurant or store? No one takes baths in there. Or 'restroom'; no one rests in it, either. 'Powder room' is another one... do women even powder their nose any more? And forget about 'little girls room' or something cutesy and puke-stupid. Why don't they just call it a 'pissroom' or a 'shitroom'?"

Because that's not polite.

 

[Claremonster]

Tangent: you know, I was taking a leak this morning, and as I was waiting for Mister Wiggle to wake up and do his thing, this is the thought that popped into my head.

Me, staring at the bowl, inner monologue.... "Hmm... you know, why do they call it a 'bathroom', especially in a public place like a restaurant or store? No one takes baths in there. Or 'restroom'; no one rests in it, either. 'Powder room' is another one... do women even powder their nose any more? And forget about 'little girls room' or something cutesy and puke-stupid. Why don't they just call it a 'pissroom' or a 'shitroom'?"

Interestingly, I was taking a leak this morning, and I was waiting for Seabiscuit to wake up and do his thing, this is the thought that popped into my head:

Me, staring at the bowl, inner monologue... "Woooooo! Toilet water is cold in the morning... YIKES!!!!"

 

[JD10367]

For those who are unfamiliar with Kix, they had a good album ("Midnight Dynamite"). Here's a song you all should like from it.

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And another. (This one is live and recent, but from that same album. Good to know they're still together and workin' the "Spinal Tap" mojo.) :rockon:

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[Claremonster]

"Don't close your eye-yies..." :rockon:

 

[Claremonster]

You know who was really cool? Helix, and Triumph...

 

[easycome_easygo]

Lol how did we go from secks to 80's long hair, make up wearing rock bands? ROFL

 

[Fully Tilted]

I'm going to add her quote to my sig just for the hell of it.

Please do. It's what Jim Croce was talking about with that whole "Time in a Bottle" thing.



I love teh innerwebz ROFL

 

[Claremonster]

Lol how did we go from secks to 80's long hair, make up wearing rock bands? ROFL

What was most of that music about? Hmmmm?????

 

[Fully Tilted]

Lol how did we go from secks to 80's long hair, make up wearing rock bands? ROFL

They had a lot of secks. :shrug:

 

[easycome_easygo]

I think we all should add her quote to our sigs. ROFL

 

[Claremonster]

It's what Jim Croce was talking about with that whole "Time in a Bottle" thing.

Underpants? I thought that's what "Photographs and Memories" was about?


(which, oddly enough back in the day, I always performed it as "Photographs of Mammaries")

 

[Fully Tilted]

I think we all should add her quote to our sigs. ROFL

I think we should all take off our underpants too. Just to be safe.

 

[Claremonster]

I think we all should add her quote to our sigs. ROFL

I dont' want to dishonor my grandfather.

 

[Claremonster]

I think we should all take off our underpants too. Just to be safe.

What do you mean "take off"?

 

[Fully Tilted]

Underpants? I thought that's what "Photographs and Memories" was about?


(which, oddly enough back in the day, I always performed it as "Photographs of Mammaries")

You performed Croce? Cool.

 

[Claremonster]

You performed Croce? Cool.

It was a wedding... I was filling in for the bass player in my dad's country band, because he was a drunk no-show... I was high... someone requested the tune, which I always had to sing, and I started it with "Photographs of mammaries..." because I was high, and forgot where I was ROFL

I used to have to sing "Time in a Bottle", too. It's like, "Ummm... can any of you dumb ****s pick something ORIGINAL for a change?????" after the 1000th time.

 

[tommysgirl]

I think we should all take off our underpants too. Just to be safe.

What makes you think I was wearing any to begin with?


ROFLROFL

 

[Fully Tilted]

I. Love. This. Place. +1 to both of your even more perverted minds!!! ROFL

 

[Fully Tilted]

It was a wedding... I was filling in for the bass player in my dad's country band, because he was a drunk no-show... I was high... someone requested the tune, which I always had to sing, and I started it with "Photographs of mammaries..." because I was high, and forgot where I was ROFL

I used to have to sing "Time in a Bottle", too. It's like, "Ummm... can any of you dumb ****s pick something ORIGINAL for a change?????" after the 1000th time.

ROFLROFLROFL

I'm not a huge Croce fan or anything but after my early poser metal days complete with jean jacket and my RAP days as a pre-teen complete with ORANGE Cross Colour pants ROFL, I've generally settled on the acoustic rock/folk genre.