What's with the new JC Penny commercial?

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...The one with Billie Holliday singing "I've got my love to keep me warm?

I realize it's a February theme. But the Abraham Lincoln /Catholic School Girls scene...WTF is that all about!?!?

It does make me LMAO, though.
 
dropKickMurphy said:
...The one with Billie Holliday singing "I've got my love to keep me warm?

I realize it's a February theme. But the Abraham Lincoln /Catholic School Girls scene...WTF is that all about!?!?

It does make me LMAO, though.
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What're you, dense? It's a symbolic parallel.

Abraham Lincoln is known for freeing millions of slaves from the shackles of unwilling servitude.
Catholic school girls are known for freeing millions of boys from the shackles of unwilling celebacy.

I thought that was very clear. :huh:

So the message is: "JC Penney sets you free. And also gets you laid by naughty high school girls wearing plaid skirts."
 
Flagg the Wanderer said:
What're you, dense? It's a symbolic parallel.

Abraham Lincoln is known for freeing millions of slaves from the shackles of unwilling servitude.
Catholic school girls are known for freeing millions of boys from the shackles of unwilling celebacy.

I thought that was very clear. :huh:

So the message is: "JC Penney sets you free. And also gets you laid by naughty high school girls wearing plaid skirts."
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They look like 4th graders.....
 
dropKickMurphy said:
They look like 4th graders.....
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Ahem.

At this point I think it's important that I say that I did not actually see that commercial. Clearly I made a bad assumption.

Sincerely,

- NotACreepyPedophile
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Here it is.

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Nothing could be more painful than this one. Apparently it's part of a new ad campaign to launch a new pricing strategy.


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I went shopping at JCP yesterday...They are doing away with the coupons and special sales requiring you to be there at certain hours...
I bought a new Electric griddle and coffee maker,plus some clothes..The prices were very good..the coffee maker wasn't nothing special price wise,but I got a $50 dollar griddle for $18,$30 dollar shirt for $5..
 
Peachhead said:
Warning: Lyrics are NSFW

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I know they are, I can recite them :D
 
dropKickMurphy said:
I realize it's a February theme. But the Abraham Lincoln /Catholic School Girls scene...WTF is that all about!?!?
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Abraham Lincoln knew how to party.

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