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SeaHawxTrollCat said:
Thanxs patsies! :Eason:
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I'm gonna ask you again. Who the hell is that? Does he pleay football? Help me out here, if you're trying to make a statement I'd like to know what it is. :thwak:

Thanks in advance.
 
johnlocke said:
I'm gonna ask you again. Who the hell is that? Does he pleay football? Help me out here, if you're trying to make a statement I'd like to know what it is. :thwak:

Thanks in advance.
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Dat is duh bestest Linebacker dere iz...

Oh, I'm bored with this shit after 8 or 9 posts. Where ARE the Seahawks trolls?
 
gomezcat said:
Yeah, true. I suppose if they were winning stuff. BTW, is the Seattle accent anything like the California one?

Oh, and are you going tomorrow?
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There is no Seattle accent. It's the most boring plain speech possible. Every now and again you bump into someone from somewhere interesting, but it's actually pretty mundane speechwise.

And no, I'm not, as far as I know. Today is Army/Navy game day, so me and some friends are hooking up for that... Not sure about tomorrow yet, but tickets are still available.
 
A Seahawk troll? Don't you have to have a half-decent team to be a troll? Isn't that the equivalent of a Chihuahua guard dog? "Aww, isn't that cute! He's barking."

Dude. Your team sucks donkey balls. Your team is so inconsequential they actually moved it from one conference to another 'cause they figured no one would give a sh*t, and it took moving them to the weak NFC before they actually made a SB (which they then lost to probably one of the weakest SB teams in recent memory). Your only notable player was a Troy Brown-like WR who played eons ago. Your team's been around since 1976 and has had a losing season in half their years. Even if your team wins tomorrow, it doesn't mean they're any good, it would just mean we really suck. Go away now and listen to some Nirvana on your iPod while getting rained on as you walk to get some Starbucks. (Did I get all the Seattle insults in there?)
 
Claremonster said:
There is no Seattle accent. It's the most boring plain speech possible. Every now and again you bump into someone from somewhere interesting, but it's actually pretty mundane speechwise.

And no, I'm not, as far as I know. Today is Army/Navy game day, so me and some friends are hooking up for that... Not sure about tomorrow yet, but tickets are still available.
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Fair enough. I guess that explains why I had never heard of a Seattle accent.

Have fun with the game and... GO ARMY!!! Oooops, I mean... :toast:
 
JD10367 said:
A Seahawk troll? Don't you have to have a half-decent team to be a troll? Isn't that the equivalent of a Chihuahua guard dog? "Aww, isn't that cute! He's barking."

Dude. Your team sucks donkey balls. Your team is so inconsequential they actually moved it from one conference to another 'cause they figured no one would give a sh*t, and it took moving them to the weak NFC before they actually made a SB (which they then lost to probably one of the weakest SB teams in recent memory). Your only notable player was a Troy Brown-like WR who played eons ago. Your team's been around since 1976 and has had a losing season in half their years. Even if your team wins tomorrow, it doesn't mean they're any good, it would just mean we really suck. Go away now and listen to some Nirvana on your iPod while getting rained on as you walk to get some Starbucks. (Did I get all the Seattle insults in there?)
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Mate, it was worth a try. I mean, there aren't any proper ones on here. I gave it 9 posts and got bored.

Wasn't the Cat bit a giveaway? :huh:
 
gomezcat said:
Mate, it was worth a try. I mean, there aren't any proper ones on here. I gave it 9 posts and got bored.

Wasn't the Cat bit a giveaway? :huh:
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Your ebonics disguised it. Maybe if you'd said, "Yo, homeez, we gots tha besst team evah, mate! We'll kick ur azz on our pitch! Bollocks!" :)
 
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