gomezcat
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I know some of you probably think that last week's Pats game was a close thing and we could have won.
Frankly, that's utter bollocks, and this week's utter annihilation by the Jets will prove this. FACT. For those of you who don't know, writing FACT in capital letters on the Internet makes something true.
Damien Harris will run for minus 398 yards against the New York (Run) Stuff Exchange. He and the O Line will be a "toxic, oh shit we need to dump this on some stupid day traders" stock recommendation.
Mac Jones becomes Sacked Jones, as he spends more time on his backside than a lazy limey who supposedly "works from home". The Jets Evil Eleven will blitz Mac so successfully that the DBs will be rested at half time.
Mac will complete one pass all game - a bubble screen to Jakobi Myers. It will get blown to pieces by backup DT Folorunso Fatukasi, who will be in the Corner position.
Mac finishes the game with 1 completion out 66 attempts for Minus 49 yards, 30 incompletions and 35 pick sixes.
Zach Wilson, on the other hand, shreds the Pats' D to pieces. Ever the modest, humble, person, he starts throwing left handed over his head, whilst facing the wrong way.
I could go on, but it's not good.
Final score - Pats 0
J-E-T-S - 556
Frankly, that's utter bollocks, and this week's utter annihilation by the Jets will prove this. FACT. For those of you who don't know, writing FACT in capital letters on the Internet makes something true.
Damien Harris will run for minus 398 yards against the New York (Run) Stuff Exchange. He and the O Line will be a "toxic, oh shit we need to dump this on some stupid day traders" stock recommendation.
Mac Jones becomes Sacked Jones, as he spends more time on his backside than a lazy limey who supposedly "works from home". The Jets Evil Eleven will blitz Mac so successfully that the DBs will be rested at half time.
Mac will complete one pass all game - a bubble screen to Jakobi Myers. It will get blown to pieces by backup DT Folorunso Fatukasi, who will be in the Corner position.
Mac finishes the game with 1 completion out 66 attempts for Minus 49 yards, 30 incompletions and 35 pick sixes.
Zach Wilson, on the other hand, shreds the Pats' D to pieces. Ever the modest, humble, person, he starts throwing left handed over his head, whilst facing the wrong way.
I could go on, but it's not good.
Final score - Pats 0
J-E-T-S - 556