Divorce Court for the Bradys?

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imapig said:
So apparently Gisele was seen in Costa Rica with the family martial arts instructor. She’s denying that there is anything going on, but the Brady camp is not buying it supposedly. I have to agree with Brady camp on this one.

We’re gonna call the martial arts and structure Raul because I don’t know his name and I don’t feel like looking it up.

Gisele to Raul I’m so upset with Tom he doesn’t meet my needs anymore. I gave I gave I gave I gave I give and he takes takes takes takes takes.

Raul to Gisele you deserve better you work really hard to keep those kids in line. If I were your husband I would be at your beck and call every chance I could get..

Gisele to Raul you’re just saying that to try to make me feel better. Cute little glare.

Raul to Gisele oh you’re beautiful and you deserve everything good coming to you. If you ever need someone to talk to. I’m here for you. Consider me your friend.

Day 36
Gisele to Raul, Tom Brady’s going back to football I can’t fucking believe it. I should be number one not the fucking football. crying

Raul to Gisele what a fucking douche bag he turned out to be huh? Sorry I like to be blunt because I never like to see a woman so dedicated in a marriage getting screwed over by her husband. He should be there for you during these types of times.

Gisele to Raul I don’t want to talk about it I’m too upset so let’s just focus on training.

Raul to Gisele you’re absolutely right that’s work on this figure 4 leg lock. (Yes I know it’s a wrestling move.)🙄

Gisele to Raul is that a python?

Raul to Gisele blushing sorry I shouldn’t be feeling like this.

Gisele to Raul it feels like a salami pressing up against my back.

Raul to Gisele that is no salami.

Gisele to Raul yeah, OK whatever.

Raul to Gisele whips out python does that look like a salami to you?

Gisele gobble choking gag gag choke gobble choke on my God (looking up at Raul eyes) I never seen a python this big before. The last time I saw one this big was in Costa Rica.

Raul to Giselle you mean you’ve seen one like this before?

Gisele to Raul yes, but they were always in a cage.

Gisele to Raul I think I’m in love with you.

Raul to Gisele how could this be with his python still throbbing…

Gisele to Raul looking down at python oh, trust me, my darling I’ve never felt so moved before.

Gisele thinking to herself, so this is what I’ve been missing?

Gisele to Tom Brady I want to fucking divorce!

Tom Brady to Gisele what? I thought we were going to work this out.

Gisele to Tom Brady I decided that I want to take up a snake hobby down in Costa Rica and you’re holding me back.

Tom Brady, sobbing and in distress whatever makes you happy I’ll go with it

Gisele and Raul in the headlines.

Tom Brady it’s certainly sucks to have Irish in me.

Snake Hobby, my ass.
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LOL. You must have been stuck at a LONG light.
 
imapig said:
So apparently Gisele was seen in Costa Rica with the family martial arts instructor. She’s denying that there is anything going on, but the Brady camp is not buying it supposedly. I have to agree with Brady camp on this one.

We’re gonna call the martial arts and structure Raul because I don’t know his name and I don’t feel like looking it up.

Gisele to Raul I’m so upset with Tom he doesn’t meet my needs anymore. I gave I gave I gave I gave I give and he takes takes takes takes takes.

Raul to Gisele you deserve better you work really hard to keep those kids in line. If I were your husband I would be at your beck and call every chance I could get..

Gisele to Raul you’re just saying that to try to make me feel better. Cute little glare.

Raul to Gisele oh you’re beautiful and you deserve everything good coming to you. If you ever need someone to talk to. I’m here for you. Consider me your friend.

Day 36
Gisele to Raul, Tom Brady’s going back to football I can’t fucking believe it. I should be number one not the fucking football. crying

Raul to Gisele what a fucking douche bag he turned out to be huh? Sorry I like to be blunt because I never like to see a woman so dedicated in a marriage getting screwed over by her husband. He should be there for you during these types of times.

Gisele to Raul I don’t want to talk about it I’m too upset so let’s just focus on training.

Raul to Gisele you’re absolutely right that’s work on this figure 4 leg lock. (Yes I know it’s a wrestling move.)🙄

Gisele to Raul is that a python?

Raul to Gisele blushing sorry I shouldn’t be feeling like this.

Gisele to Raul it feels like a salami pressing up against my back.

Raul to Gisele that is no salami.

Gisele to Raul yeah, OK whatever.

Raul to Gisele whips out python does that look like a salami to you?

Gisele gobble choking gag gag choke gobble choke on my God (looking up at Raul eyes) I never seen a python this big before. The last time I saw one this big was in Costa Rica.

Raul to Giselle you mean you’ve seen one like this before?

Gisele to Raul yes, but they were always in a cage.

Gisele to Raul I think I’m in love with you.

Raul to Gisele how could this be with his python still throbbing…

Gisele to Raul looking down at python oh, trust me, my darling I’ve never felt so moved before.

Gisele thinking to herself, so this is what I’ve been missing?

Gisele to Tom Brady I want to fucking divorce!

Tom Brady to Gisele what? I thought we were going to work this out.

Gisele to Tom Brady I decided that I want to take up a snake hobby down in Costa Rica and you’re holding me back.

Tom Brady, sobbing and in distress whatever makes you happy I’ll go with it

Gisele and Raul in the headlines.

Tom Brady it’s certainly sucks to have Irish in me.

Snake Hobby, my ass.
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He's going jujitsu on her ass...
 
I wonder if Mr jujitsu will purposefully leave the bedroom curtains open to their bedroom so Tom will see from across the street.
 
You gotta watch out for those fitness instructors. Priscilla Presley left Elvis for her martial arts trainer. If the man ain't around to do his duty, a pretty woman isn't gonna wait around long to get her propers. He gets all hot and sweaty on the field. Why should she deprive herself?
 
oldbagfan said:
You gotta watch out for those fitness instructors. Priscilla Presley left Elvis for her martial arts trainer. If the man ain't around to do his duty, a pretty woman isn't gonna wait around long to get her propers. He gets all hot and sweaty on the field. Why should she deprive herself?
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If not getting hot and sweaty makes her feel neglected, she could just put a little more effort into getting my sammiches, couldn't she?
 
Flagg the Wanderer said:
If not getting hot and sweaty makes her feel neglected, she could just put a little more effort into getting my sammiches, couldn't she?
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My guess is that fetching Tommy's avocado ice cream for him was about as much satisfaction as she was getting from her man. While he's getting his rox off on the field, she's not being taken care of in the bedroom. That can only go on for so long, until the electrical devices are no longer taking care of bidness. :rolleyes1:
 
oldbagfan said:
My guess is that fetching Tommy's avocado ice cream for him was about as much satisfaction as she was getting from her man. While he's getting his rox off on the field, she's not being taken care of in the bedroom. That can only go on for so long, until the electrical devices are no longer taking care of bidness. :rolleyes1:
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Takin' care of bizness...everyday! Etc.
 
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