TBrownslady
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may I help you?
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Nah..I think you're the chiznit. I'm just the prissy bitch of the island! Every group has to have one!
No girls, I am insinuating that it reminded me of a hen house
Well, not my gat just a well placed .22 between the eyes
I'm used to being the Queen..I live among all men!You can be the Queen then, k? I'm not much for attention. But let me hang out with you for the perks.
Pretty crappy story actually
We had a Rooster but he got killed by a hawk.
One of our hens was pretty bossy/broody but we never really noticed what she was doing in the corner.
Then one day I'm gathering eggs and she has 13 eggs under her!
All just like they should be with feathers etc.
I run and tell the wife and she says "what do we do?"
Gimme a magic marker.
I kick her off the nest and mark each egg with a dot and decide that we'll wait a month (gestation cycle for a chicken) and see what happens, if nothing we'll just throw out those eggs.
A week or so later I go in to collect eggs and I hear peep, peep, peep..
BABY CHICKS!!!!!!!!!
13 of them!
They were a mixed bunch.
The daddy was a Gold Laced Wyandotte, some of the mothers were Buff Orpingtons and some were Araucanas (Easter egg chickens)
She was taking care of them just fine so we let nature take its course.
A few weeks go by and all is fine and I decide I need to make the coop more secure since the chicks are in there.
Saturday was the day......................
We went into Boston that Friday and her sister calls us (watching the kids) she was a little upset and was yelling about the chickens and something wrong.........
Long story short a family of Raccoons got in there and killed a bunch. The chicks that survived scattered into the woods and though I heard them the next morning a day of searching turned up nothing..............
Chicken coop will be made more Raccoon proof this time and we'll be closing the door to it each night too but we like to let them run around the yard.
Maybe I can put the door on a small piston that is actuated by a timer?
Oh
I dropped the Raccon with my GAT
Well, not my gat just a well placed .22 between the eyes
I'm used to being the Queen..I live among all men!
Think of it this way...you all can find the food and kill it and all that stuff. I can cook it and fashion some awesome island wear out of leaves and chit!
Those are the best! I miss having fresh eggs! Nice orange yolk.
My cousins always had eggs that had 2 yolks in them. Sometimes even 3.
Damn whore chickens.
BTW I'm still working on that deer for you. :heart: Eww!
When I was growing up the people down the street had chickens. I refused to eat the eggs they gave us (I know you're shocked Babalu) Something about eating them fresh from a chickens ass made me sick. I have to eat them out of a container from the grocery store.
racoons got a lot of our chickens too. I remember waking up to the chickens screaming in the middle of the night one night. I went n woke up my dad and he went out there with his rifle LOL (no one messes with his chickens) Anyway the racoons had gotten in to their coop and they got a few of the chickens. One they dragged up to the woods and while I was in my room trying to fall back asleep I could hear the chicken still screaming but with less and less each time. I had to shut my window because I couldn't listen anymore.
One they dragged up to the woods and while I was in my room trying to fall back asleep I could hear the chicken still screaming but with less and less each time. I had to shut my window because I couldn't listen anymore.
PLEASE, find a place that has REAL farm fresh eggs and try them.
I mean like a place on the side of the road that lets the chickens eat in their yard, you WONT be disappointed.
Okay, you can cook it, and we'll both make some clothes. It'll be fierce. ROFL
Tell me Clarise, can you still hear the lambs at night?
DAMNED YOU JD NUMBAHS
Tell me Clarise, can you still hear the lambs at night?
DAMNED YOU JD NUMBAHS
ROFLROFL Awesome.
I would seriously live on an island if I could. Whoever wanted to come, could. I could be the voodoo witch doctor and everything.
No dickweeds need apply. Also, we need someone who is good at hooking up rabbit ears so we could still watch teh foozball.
You and me both!
in a condo
Lol, I'm talking The Blue Lagoon with out the brother and sister sex.