51 Ways to Not Say "Vagina"

[Fully Tilted]

But say vagina. Saw this on Barstool. ROFL

Now as to the religious aspect of this, I do not mean to offend or mock the overtone. As an Agnostic, I fully intend to use these suggestions for pure comedic value.

Without further ado, I present to you 51 ways to not say vagina....but say vagina:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5_fpoHZEjI

(Can't embed at work if some kind Mod would be so olbiged?)

 

[BostonTim]

But say vagina. Saw this on Barstool. ROFL

Now as to the religious aspect of this, I do not mean to offend or mock the overtone. As an Agnostic, I fully intend to use these suggestions for pure comedic value.

Without further ado, I present to you 51 ways to not say vagina....but say vagina:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5_fpoHZEjI

(Can't embed at work if some kind Mod would be so olbiged?)

Twaddle Dandy ROFL


Cheers, BostonTim

 

[Peachhead]

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[AnOldTroll]

Pink Jello Box.
Sounds yummy. er, I mean - Yummy.

 

[imapig]

He forgot hatchet wound,beaver,and c**t...

 

[OffTopic]

He forgot hatchet wound,beaver,and c**t...

Clearly the list was not titled "54 ways to not say vagina".

 

[PatrietteAz]

This rules. *temples hurt from grinning*

I wonder why he thinks "vagina" is a "disgusting' word though? Cmon..it has a royal sound to it no?

Just an aside I got my daughters all red faced in the parking lot the other day because they were insinuating that I found someone attractive(who I was just admiring for their heart and soul) and I just said in a very loud voice that I am not ALWAYS THINKING OF PENISES, what's wrong with your minds that you think PENISES ARE ALWAYS ON MY MIND?? I know mother of the year..but hey we had a good laugh.

 

[OffTopic]

^^ROFL Paz!!! Sounds like you handled that right

 

[taltos]

This rules. *temples hurt from grinning*

I wonder why he thinks "vagina" is a "disgusting' word though? Cmon..it has a royal sound to it no?

Just an aside I got my daughters all red faced in the parking lot the other day because they were insinuating that I found someone attractive(who I was just admiring for their heart and soul) and I just said in a very loud voice that I am not ALWAYS THINKING OF PENISES, what's wrong with your minds that you think PENISES ARE ALWAYS ON MY MIND?? I know mother of the year..but hey we had a good laugh.

Why did you have to hurt the feeling of those unattached penises?arty:

 

[Claremonster]

Was "Lady Garage" in the list?

 

[BostonTim]

I'm old fashioned:

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Mound of Venus

Cheers, BostonTim

 

[TipRoast]

I'm old fashioned:

I'm old-fashioned too - bearded clam is a term that I heard once and have always remembered.

 

[imapig]

Furburger always satisfied my palate...

 

[Beaglebay]

pussy ?

 

[imapig]

pussy ?

The ones without fur can be a real delicacy...Unless its not aged properly...

 

[tehmackdaddy]

4serious?

 

[imapig]

4serious?

is that a new nickname for a vagina?

 

[tehmackdaddy]

is that a new nickname for a vagina?

The tattooed guy telling me that if I'm thinking of lady parts and use a term such as "shaft receptacle" then I'm NOT sinning, but if I actually use the anatomically correct term then I'm "allowing Satan to enter my body and control my mouth" which then totally ruins my case if I want to go to the police and accuse Mr. Lucipher of raping me.

 

[imapig]

The tattooed guy telling me that if I'm thinking of lady parts and use a term such as "shaft receptacle" then I'm NOT sinning, but if I actually use the anatomically correct term then I'm "allowing Satan to enter my body and control my mouth" which then totally ruins my case if I want to go to the police and accuse Mr. Lucipher of raping me.

Lucipher is a pussy...

 

[taltos]

Furburger always satisfied my palate...

Maybe I will have some snapper for dinner and then eat.