Belichick ships sons off to Cleveland

[mikiemo83]

I actually made a point of displaying the entire link, to make sure people got it. By default, the forum won't display the entire link, after X number of characters.

(where X equals some number that I'm too lazy to look up)

so Fake quote the post and read the link in its entirety

It's eleventy billion.

+1

not rep but eleventy billion and one, kind of equal to my casino cash.

That article is 100% spoof, and it should be obvious to anyone with a passing familiarity with football. You need to unclench your sphincter. It can't be good for your health to get this worked up over people joking around...

little personal request to make over the internet, PM that shit... I mean crap,... I mean stuff

IIRC this isn't bs' first trip up sphincter alley.

you are what you are

 

[HSanders]

And we thought he was all mush when he had his first grandchild. He was just prepping us for Stephen's "I NEED TO FEED MY FAMILY" speech.

 

[Giant Octopodes]

Yeah. I got that.

I don't think the tools article you linked is tho.

Has Belichick “lost his touch?” It’s unclear if he ever really had it. It’s obvious that the only way for the Patriots to keep moving forward is to fire Bill Belichick. Don’t let the best record in football, 15 consecutive winning seasons, five straight trips to the AFC Championship Game and 4 Super Bowl victories fool you. Belichick is a man whose only plan should be retirement.

I don't know how you can possibly be more blatantly satirical, after quoting the actually trash SI article which featured 'gems' such as this:

There were small rumblings of discontent last year after a series of questionable moves (poor coaching in New England’s Week 13 loss to Philadelphia) cost the Patriots home-field advantage in the playoffs, which likely helped swing the AFC Championship Game in favor of the Broncos. But if New England again fails to win the Lombardi Trophy this season, even the most ardent “In Bill We Trust” droids will question the recent defensive moves made by Patriots coach/demigod Bill Belichick, leading to thoughts that were once considered heresy: has the 64-year-old Hall-of-Famer-in-waiting started to lose his touch?

So to be clear: SI Article - Not Satire. TBL Article linked earlier in this thread - HEAVY satire.

 

[BostonTim]

There were small rumblings of discontent last year after a series of questionable moves (poor coaching in New England’s Week 13 loss to Philadelphia) cost the Patriots home-field advantage in the playoffs, which likely helped swing the AFC Championship Game in favor of the Broncos. But if New England again fails to win the Lombardi Trophy this season, even the most ardent “In Bill We Trust” droids will question the recent defensive moves made by Patriots coach/demigod Bill Belichick, leading to thoughts that were once considered heresy: has the 64-year-old Hall-of-Famer-in-waiting started to lose his touch?

You wish, pissant.


Cheers

 

[Darth Despot]

Darth Hoodie is displeased with your lack of faith,

 

[foobahl]

Steve - "fix what"

BB - "the fence"

 

[Claremonster]

If this doesn't send a clear message to the Jest, nothing will.

Did the kid show up at work and find a napkin with "I resign as dad of SB..." scrawled on it?