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Over fruited plains
Streak electric lightning bolts
Arrive powerless.

Mighty mighty bolts
Flying higher than the Colts
Find out why they lose.

Boltsownyou is nice
Throws out flowing poetry
Sad after Sunday.
 
A fall day in New England,
The air cool, the sun bright.
Trees turn to works of art,
Truly a beautiful sight.

Even more beautiful though,
Is the scene on the field.
The Patriots demolishing the Bolts,
Simply refusing to yield.

Poor LT, no where to run.
Gates is held in check.
Brees throws to the Pats DBs
For the Chargers it's a wreck.

Bolts can't seem to stop the Pats
They're beat up all day.
Marty ball's just no fun
When the Pats come to play.

But Bolt fans, don't be glum
Losing 58-10 ain't that bad.
On the bright side, you're great fans,
And think of all the fun we've had.

Wish you luck in the season ahead,
After you recover from your licks.
I'd prefer the Chargers win the West
For the other teams' fans are pricks.
 
Electric Chair said:
If it weren't for all the white people trying to bust rhymes, this thread would probably have turned out pretty cool. :D
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ROFL ROFL ROFL :thumb: :thumb:

[Edit: mgo......nice dope-slap at the the end :thumb: :thumb: ]
 
I think maybe you've all been smoking crack
Doubting the omnipotence of the Bolt attack
Only Cliff Clavin could think for a minute
That after the first quarter your team will be in it
At least you don't have to deal with it often
but stop with all this chatter like flipper the dolphin
EEEEE EEEE shriekin' about the Pats
You guys are the balls, Bolts are the bats;)
 
Oh, these Bolts fans are a blast
How I wish this week could, forever last.
Too bad their team has to lose,
But hey, there's always booze.
Course, if that fails to ease your pain
Just look at all you've gained.
You've made new friends and had some laughs
Even though the Pats kicked your team's ass.
 
Well my new pals I hate to be gloomy
I'm a lawyer too so please don't sue me
But I must report the truth that is certain
On your team Sunday, we're gonna put a hurtin'
Yes your team has owned in the past
But like all good things it cannot last
So in the words of Agent Smith as the Matrix unfurled
"This is OUR time; this is OUR world".
:cool:
 
WHERE DID ALL THE TESTOSTERONE GO???

The Big Lebowski said:
ok....The next thing you know we'll be baking each other cookies....

Where did the testosterone go?

:Eason:
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Where did all the testosterone go??? Remember Sandiego is not that far from San Fransisco.

:eek:
 
Re: Classic Prose Style...

What blantyr wrote........

blantyr said:
Patriots, rah, rah
Patriots, rah, rah
Hooray, hooray, fight, team, fight!
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What RoadGrader saw.......

blondie smiling, oh yeah
ta-ta's, ta-ta's rah, rah
shakin' bootay, boo-yah
 
Spare me talk of threepeatts, what a joke!
This week against the Bolts, Brady will choke
Often he'll try throwing it up for six
They'll end up as numerous picks
Hope your punter is really good
I'd pray for a field goal, I really would
Because for 60 minutes we're gonna drub ya
Just like Iraq at the hands of George W:eek:
 
Re: WHERE DID ALL THE TESTOSTERONE GO???

Uncle Vic said:
Where did all the testosterone go??? Remember Sandiego is not that far from San Fransisco.

:eek:
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Like the man said,Sandiego is not that far from San Fransisco!!!

The FRUITS dont fall far from the tree.Its been said that Marty Shot..... likes the boys?
 
In october leaves turn
The patriots churn
no where is breez
crying in san diego
 
Domination was the name of the game
Our offense was just way too much to tame
I like your boards and will try not to gloat
Try surrounding our end zone with a moat
I wish you luck for the rest of the year
Our team is now shifting into high gear
To dominate the Squeelers is this weeks mission
That they'd stayed home Monday night, is what they'll be wishin':thumb:
 
This is my first post in this poetry thread
Its too bad it comes as our Pats look dead
They got crushed, by a better a team its true.
So, BoltsOwnU, my hat comes off to you.
But we'll bounce back, this season isn't over yet.
And should we meet in the playoffs, The Patriots won't forget
How you beat us sound. Really kicked our asses
You stopped Corey Dillon and defended our passes
So as we hang our heads and mutter many swear words,
Our attention turns to those damn Atlanta dirty birds
We must take away their running game so they rely on Vick
As we make him throw and record pick after pick after pick.
We must play better next week,better then we played the Bolts
The Pats should just pretend that its the playoffs and the Falcons are the Colts.
So Congrats to the Chargers. You had yourselves a big day,
But rest assured the Patriots are not going away.


A short poem by PSC Pats Fan
 
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