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BoltsOwnU said:
Domination was the name of the game
Our offense was just way too much to tame
I like your boards and will try not to gloat
Try surrounding our end zone with a moat
I wish you luck for the rest of the year
Our team is now shifting into high gear
To dominate the Squeelers is this weeks mission
That they'd stayed home Monday night, is what they'll be wishin':thumb:
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BoltsOwnU........

you are a classy-ass mofo (for an attorney) and all-around good sport.

you were a blast to visit with this week.....why not be a regular......Your Bolts did their thing today and were impressive........now get yourself over to the Steelers Forums and beyatch-slap their punks asses
 
RoadGrader said:
BoltsOwnU........

you are a classy-ass mofo (for an attorney) and all-around good sport.

you were a blast to visit with this week.....why not be a regular......Your Bolts did their thing today and were impressive........now get yourself over to the Steelers Forums and beyatch-slap their punks asses
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Thanks for the props. For what its worth, with message boards, you get what you give. You guys give a lot of good stuff. Love to host you guys in the playoffs for sure!

I'm already making my presence felt on the Squealer boards, this will no doubt be a different experience to say the least. I'll stop in here from time to time though!:thumb:
 
BoltsOwnU will periodically revive this thread. . .

With no regular season game we can all be friends
Poke fun at the Chiefs, so old they wear Depends
Or maybe Cincy, the Oakland of the mid-west
with a real knack for finding character, that team was um, blessed
At least you've got four gimmees this year
Jets and Bills fans will shed many a tear
Just don't for a second think rhyming ain't manly
This is smack martial artistry!, very Charlie Chan-ly:thumb:
 
Lucky for the Pats they won't see us this year
If they did, I promise, that would be a date they fear
We gave them a one-sided clubbing with no equal
God only knows how bad we'll beat them in the sequel
Of all the teams we might face in the post season
I'm hoping for the Pats for a variety of reasons
One is that our teams match up so well
Two is that beating Harrison and Seau would be swell
Sure there are others but this much is true
I'm looking forward to Bolts beating the Pats black and blue.


:thumb: Good luck with your season. Crush the Dullfins.
 
Out of the Blue
Came BoltsOwnU
And he did spit
Upon Annihilus's shoe.
Because in essence he said:
The Bolts crush you dead
when in truth
they'll fall on their head.
 
Annihilus said:
Out of the Blue
Came BoltsOwnU
And he did spit
Upon Annihilus's shoe.
Because in essence he said:
The Bolts crush you dead
when in truth
they'll fall on their head.
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BoltsOwnU would never be so crass
Admit it, Annihilus thinks my rhymes are a gas
Bringing up the past was perhaps unkind
But luckily its a new season and I can't rewind
At least you made the playoffs while we choked
Watching from a sofa, our superbowl ticket revoked
So cling must BoltsOwnU to the isolated moments of power
Last year in New England was perhaps our finest hour
I came to say I look forward to a rematch this season
Since it can only come in the playoffs, for no other reason
That's my effort to throw some support your way
So Annihilus and BlotsOwnU can still be friends, m'kay?
 
I'm just here with a midseason rhyme
A fan of the team who's dominance is simply sublime
Good luck in your match up against the Colts
You guys would make for a nice playoff with the Bolts
Either way we'll take down Colts or Pats
We stomped both last year like tattered doormats
This year no excuses, we must get it done
Resting only after our Superbowl is won
I just like the way we match up against you
Besides us, the teams that can do it well, are very few.:thumb:
 
So boltz you come here think the chargers r all cool?
well they should be down with the dead kangaroo in my pool.
You think they are going to the superbowl?
you no that is as fake as rg's real dolls

The colts r ready for a killing
As we get set for Big Corey Dillon.
They wanna come to our house and show us Baloney?
well we will run all over them with Lauernce Maroney.
Vinatieri will come out and show what he can do
But he will be clearly out-done by ghost's big shoe.
Mr Manning wants to show the punch he can pack
but that ain't easy when you always on your back.
And Dashoe?
well that **** can go **** himself


dam that was shit, anyway that was my first try and you all no my age
 
changed it for ya then alco
 
Wow...Chef bringing some poetry smack. Nice first try! :thumb:

Oh yeah, and Bolts? Not THIS year...:)
 
Alcoholic9 on 11-02-2006 at 03:43 AM said:
It's just getting stranger, forget I asked. ;)
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The sublime delight that is Chef! Please to remember: It's Chef's world and we're fortunate just to get a glimpse of it.

Good effort Kiddo, keep at it. ;)
 
Chef - u da Man, great job.

one question, was that a homework assignment?

keep up the good work mate

glad your not floogin dog again and finally getting some skuoo work dun.

you showed BOU that He couldn't find his arse with both hands, even if his fingers were flashlights!

well I'm off like a bucket of prawns in the hot sun.

g'day mate
 
Not this year?!? You must be joking
I can almost hear the sounds of Belichoking
Congrats to our fan from the land down under
I'll forgive his dissing of the lightning and thunder
Only once however since I'm here to regulate
Soon you'll be watching the Bolts over all, dominate
In the meantime why not throw a shrimp on the barbie
Maybe corral some dingos or stroke your wallaby
I'm just here to predict charger futures
We'll be sending opponents home in grave need of sutures.:thumb:
 
BoltsOwnU on 11-02-2006 at 01:23 PM said:
Not this year?!? You must be joking
I can almost hear the sounds of Belichoking
Congrats to our fan from the land down under
I'll forgive his dissing of the lightning and thunder
Only once however since I'm here to regulate
Soon you'll be watching the Bolts over all, dominate
In the meantime why not throw a shrimp on the barbie
Maybe corral some dingos or stroke your wallaby
I'm just here to predict charger futures
We'll be sending opponents home in grave need of sutures.:thumb:
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Very nice response, especially the wallaby part, but I have to admit that I was proud of Chef's throw-down. English isn't his first language (we're not sure what that might be) but he still managed to give you a run for your money.

Be ashamed. Be very ashamed. :D

You got a knack for the rhymes, Bolts, but I've decided that I'm holding off on giving you a lesson until the playoffs. Then, it's 8Mile football style.

Word. ;)
 
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