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BoltsOwnU is putting this thread back on track
Though it's two weeks early for his annual attack
Halfway through the preseason that much is true
the next two games a tease but what can you do
This was an unbearably long offseason to say the least
Nothing eased the pain, neither prosty or priest
Now the starting line is almost in sight
Beginning with a demolishing of Raiders on a Monday night
How say you here on the Patriot boards?
Think it's to a championship your team is running towards?
Maybe so BOU thinks you've a chance
But in the postseason once again he thinks we'll dance
Can we get that monkey off our back?
So that for once, BOU will be relieved of post-season smack?
Time will tell so we'll just see
But BOU likes our chances for that victory.
 
All I know and this be true
More heartburn fo yo badsef, BOU
Rivers gots extended 'til 2015
6 mo' yrs of Bolts post-season bein' lean

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Watch out fo da Old & Useless Word-Machine :D
 
The end of summer
Brings the football preseason
Fall is on the way
 
As long as your HC is one Norv Turner,
You should put SB hopes on the Back Burner.
I, for one, am looking forward to seeing the man with the tinted helmet,
It's not often you get to see a walking, steaming pile of shit.
Then again, I have begrudging respect for the quarterback,
But I still want to see him under the pile of a vicious sack.
I end this ditty on a hopeful note,
And that is that before the beginning of January Chargers fans are chanting "that's all she wrote."
 
DarrylStingley said:
As long as your HC is one Norv Turner,
You should put SB hopes on the Back Burner.
I, for one, am looking forward to seeing the man with the tinted helmet,
It's not often you get to see a walking, steaming pile of shit.
Then again, I have begrudging respect for the quarterback,
But I still want to see him under the pile of a vicious sack.
I end this ditty on a hopeful note,
And that is that before the beginning of January Chargers fans are chanting "that's all she wrote."
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Steamy shit is seen hands under your center
Even if your man-love for him makes you a trouser-tenter
Hope you should since it's all you've got
Unless another trophy with cheatin' is bought:cop:
Hate on LT if you want to be lame
BOU admits he's unsure of his game
talk is cheap so he'd better put on a show
If he does however, then one thing you'll know
Getting past us will be your postseason task
Our crappy luck lately this rhyme can't mask
This season we'll be sure to bring down the curtain
On your ill-will and hopes that much is certain.:)
 
BoltsOwnU said:
Steamy shit is seen hands under your center
Even if your man-love for him makes you a trouser-tenter
Hope you should since it's all you've got
Unless another trophy with cheatin' is bought:cop:
Hate on LT if you want to be lame
BOU admits he's unsure of his game
talk is cheap so he'd better put on a show
If he does however, then one thing you'll know
Getting past us will be your postseason task
Our crappy luck lately this rhyme can't mask
This season we'll be sure to bring down the curtain
On your ill-will and hopes that much is certain.:)
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DS thought BOU was above SpyGate Hysteria,
Alas, I see, he's not free from that opportunistic diarrhea.
I suppose DS does hate LDT,
But that's only based on what I see.
There's no ill will that's unique to the Chargers,
They just fall into the broad category of others.
 
another year of chargers woes
for Norv is the chokemeister as everyone knows
thinking of making the playoffs?, there's just no chance
that's just as ghey as Merrimans dance

In Rivers skills I can put no stock
He's not fit to carry Brady's Jock
Pay no attention to that Chargers fan
If you listen to BOU, LdT's the man

So, look forward to another year of "near" glory
For San Diegans, it's the same old story
You have no RB that is a fighter
After all, LdT's just a pillow-biter
 
DarrylStingley said:
DS thought BOU was above SpyGate Hysteria,
Alas, I see, he's not free from that opportunistic diarrhea.
I suppose DS does hate LDT,
But that's only based on what I see.
There's no ill will that's unique to the Chargers,
They just fall into the broad category of others.
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BOU is above Spygate about as much
as those who think LT is a jerk and such
He's as decent a human being as has walked the earth
Doubting that is akin to doubting any Pats' SB berth
Douting his heart and excellence is plain stupid
Similar to thinking cheating was your championship Cupid
So sure BOU will poke you like a dummy
when those here aren't feeling so chummy
Just highlighting the weakness of the smack
so now let's get back to a stronger attack
What are you doing on defense this year?
Bowing to Rivers and the Bolts in the playoffs BOU does fear.:toast:
 
BoltsOwnU said:
BOU is above Spygate about as much
as those who think LT is a jerk and such
He's as decent a human being as has walked the earth
Doubting that is akin to doubting any Pats' SB berth
Douting his heart and excellence is plain stupid
Similar to thinking cheating was your championship Cupid
So sure BOU will poke you like a dummy
when those here aren't feeling so chummy
Just highlighting the weakness of the smack
so now let's get back to a stronger attack
What are you doing on defense this year?
Bowing to Rivers and the Bolts in the playoffs BOU does fear.:toast:
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LDT puts up great numbers all season long,
until the playoffs when he starts smoking his bong.
Any player who gets his panties in a knot about how his opponents celebrate,
is the kind of player we all love to hate.
The pats added young and strong players to the D,
while the Chargers kept the Norv and made us scream with glee.
 
Light's Out in the spotlight whaddya know
Not for a blue mohawk or some other 'fro
No this time it's for a skank named Tila
Not half as pretty as that Jovobitch, Mila
Surely the victim of that second X chromosome
The one that's making Tila crazy in the dome
No good deed ever goes unpunished is the moral of this feud
Now with a chip on his shoulder, wrongly accused
He'll play like a man possessed
Leaving you all here hate obsessed
When he has another sack leading season
For ever allowing his sack near Tila, if for no other reason.;)
 
I noticed how the victim has been demonized by Charger fans already.

She's probably lying but still. She's a victim.
 
DarrylStingley said:
DS thought BOU was above SpyGate Hysteria,
Alas, I see, he's not free from that opportunistic diarrhea.
I suppose DS does hate LDT,
But that's only based on what I see.
There's no ill will that's unique to the Chargers,
They just fall into the broad category of others.
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I love poop words in poems ... it's just beautiful

3EFINRINGS said:
another year of chargers woes
for Norv is the chokemeister as everyone knows
thinking of making the playoffs?, there's just no chance
that's just as ghey as Merrimans dance

In Rivers skills I can put no stock
He's not fit to carry Brady's Jock
Pay no attention to that Chargers fan
If you listen to BOU, LdT's the man

So, look forward to another year of "near" glory
For San Diegans, it's the same old story
You have no RB that is a fighter
After all, LdT's just a pillow-biter
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:thumb: :bhump:

DarrylStingley said:
LDT puts up great numbers all season long,
until the playoffs when he starts smoking his bong.
Any player who gets his panties in a knot about how his opponents celebrate,
is the kind of player we all love to hate.
The pats added young and strong players to the D,
while the Chargers kept the Norv and made us scream with glee.
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:D
 
sonsofkraftybob said:
I noticed how the victim has been demonized by Charger fans already.

She's probably lying but still. She's a victim.
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She is???! That is so odd! Here all this time BOU thought those charged with a crime were innocent until proven guilty.

She is an alleged victim. It's not really just fans, its also the media. She has baked up quite a concoction.

Now, can we conclude this unfortunate thread hi-jack and get back to it?
 
midgar8784 said:
She also mentioned that merriman takes roids like a madman.:cop:
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This is especially a reach given that he's now subjected to the most rigorous testing regimen possible. It's not even a remote possibility that he's juicing now unless he wants to get a one season suspension.
 
BoltsOwnU said:
She is???! That is so odd! Here all this time BOU thought those charged with a crime were innocent until proven guilty. Fortunately BOU has an esteemed member of the bar to correct him.

She is an alleged victim. It's not really just fans, its also the media. She has baked up quite a concoction.

Now, can we conclude this unfortunate thread hi-jack and get back to it?
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I think she is a full on victim. I mean, she IS Tila Tequila! One and half year television star on VH1 ... she is important. Totally believe her over Merriman. Plus, I heard he did the Lights Out dance after they did it ... and he stepped on her toe ... ON PURPOSE!!! Cruel Mutha-effer
 
BoltsOwnU said:
This is especially a reach given that he's now subjected to the most rigorous testing regimen possible. It's not even a remote possibility that he's juicing now unless he wants to get a one season suspension.
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He's juicing ... on some LT! SINNERS!! SINNERS!! SINNERS!!
 
lLarrylLegend said:
I think she is a full on victim. I mean, she IS Tila Tequila! One and half year television star on VH1 ... she is important. Totally believe her over Merriman. Plus, I heard he did the Lights Out dance after they did it ... and he stepped on her toe ... ON PURPOSE!!! Cruel Mutha-effer
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Well, BOU did post photographic evidence in another thread :)
 
All victims start out as alleged victims.

Has she filed for a Restraining Order yet? That affidavit would be nice to see.
 
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