Charger Chants

[PatsChamps6x]

Here's the story, of the GOAT named Brady,
Who was gearing up for another SB win.
The greatest player and coach, of this generation,
much to Goodell's chagrin

There's the story, of a guy named Rivers,
Who the Giants dumped for some stiff named Eli.
His only high stats, for procreation,
A fertile f#ckin guy.

Til the one day when the greatest schooled this fellow,
Brady's Patriots ate little Philip's lunch.
Mr. Rivers learned a true life lesson,
the way to win a ring is join Tom Brady's bunch.

 

[Patriots44]

Here's the story, of the GOAT named Brady,
Who was gearing up for another SB win.
The greatest player and coach, of this generation,
much to Goodell's chagrin

There's the story, of a guy named Rivers,
Who the Giants dumped for some stiff named Eli.
His only high stats, for procreation,
A fertile f#ckin guy.

Til the one day when the greatest schooled this fellow,
Brady's Patriots ate little Philip's lunch.
Mr. Rivers learned a true life lesson,
the way to win a ring is join Tom Brady's bunch.

Great job by you and BOU working around the Brady Bunch theme!

now I have that stupid song stuck in my head, but it was worth it for these posts

 

[sprocketboy]

This isn't great but what the heck. . .

Here's the story of a man named Brady
who was coming up on the end of his career
He has five rings living on his fingers
but there would be no more. . .

Here's the story of a man named Rivers
who is bringing up eleventy kids of his own
He is ready to finally win it all
and give the Pats the Bone

Come this Sunday who will be the lucky fellah?
BOU knows better than a hunch
That the Char-gers are the stronger family
that's the way the Bolts will win by much
They'll win by much, they'll win by much
That's the way the Bolts will win by much. . .

Here's the story, of the GOAT named Brady,
Who was gearing up for another SB win.
The greatest player and coach, of this generation,
much to Goodell's chagrin

There's the story, of a guy named Rivers,
Who the Giants dumped for some stiff named Eli.
His only high stats, for procreation,
A fertile f#ckin guy.

Til the one day when the greatest schooled this fellow,
Brady's Patriots ate little Philip's lunch.
Mr. Rivers learned a true life lesson,
the way to win a ring is join Tom Brady's bunch.

BOU: I am obviously biased, but the line about Goodell's chagrin was the difference maker for me.


+1 to both of you for the exchange, though. Well played.

 

[sprocketboy]

A very cold day.
But did THAT really matter?
Chargers be Chargers.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Temp in the twenties

Game got out of hand early

Like a prison rape

 

[sprocketboy]

Piss and moan, Rivers.
EFFING piss and moan, Rivers.
Piss and moan, Rivers.

 

[oldbagfan]

What's that sound I hear?
Not a Chargers cheer.
Go on, piss and moan.
Then board the plane for home.

ROFL

 

[O.Z.O.]

Cowher picks Chargers
No different than coaching
Dumbass never learns

 

[O.Z.O.]

Chargers be Chargers
shit the bed when it matters
no ring for Rivers

 

[foobahl]

Rivers chance to shine
chose instead to moan and whine
no more season left

 

[oldbagfan]

There once was a QB named Rivers
Whose Chargers team usually delivers.
But today he looked old
And his teammates grew cold
As the Patriots gave them the shivers.

tra la
:shrug_n:

 

[bmooney54]

I drank too much beer.
The Chargers suck as always.
We're on to KC.

 

[ThePatriotWay]

There once was a QB named Rivers
Whose Chargers team usually delivers.
But today he looked old
And his teammates grew cold
As the Patriots gave them the shivers.

tra la
:shrug_n:

Lmao! This one wins, hands down.

 

[BoltsOwnU]

BOU is here to give Brady his due
Better than he there are none, not few
That was simply the worst of games
watching the bolts go down in impotent flames
can't excuse such a piss poor outing
leaving even BOU doubting
Next season when the Bolts trot out
that a soul will be present to witness the bout.

Good luck with the rest of the post season gang! Sorry we made it so uninteresting!

 

[patswin]

BOU it was great that you stopped by. Don’t be a stranger.
This thread was a lot of smiles this week.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Like a cicada

BOU will hibernate

Return soon my friend

 

[Patriots44]

Hey BOU, good luck and stop by to say Hi or drop a rhyme!
This thread has been a lot of fun for years, and hopefully for your sake the bolts will be good... and we can keep bringing this thread back!

 

[O.Z.O.]

BOU, old friend, thanks for stopping by
of course, you knew the Pats would make you cry
a loss for the Bolts was completely inevitable
betting against Brady in the playoffs is regrettable

 

[BoltsOwnU]

BOU was happy to return
despite a defeat like herpes' burn
that keeps coming back every time we visit
the Lombardi, the Bolts will never kiss it
Even so for this fellowship I'm grateful
if you were Raider turds, it would be hateful
So perchance I will return to impress
and put on my best rhyming party dress
Now and again to make you smile
trying to remember what makes the NFL worthwhile
in the meantime I'll just raise a toast
to your gosh darned dynasty truly worthy of boast.

This is a great board guys, reflective of your team and organization. Be proud, it's well-earned.

Cheers!

 

[OJ's Glove]

bou was happy to return
despite a defeat like herpes' burn

lol