Does your package wear your new underwear right out?

[JD10367]

If this thread title doesn't lure CM back, nothing will.

 

[Box_O_Rocks]

How?

 

[imapig]

If this thread title doesn't lure CM back, nothing will.

Have LW tell him that he's shut off till he's back...

 

[Flagg the Wanderer]

How?

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[Box_O_Rocks]

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Ugh.

 

[Flagg the Wanderer]

Ugh.

O.M.Effing.G.!

That was seriously unintentional?

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

+ a googolplex

 

[Box_O_Rocks]

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[JD10367]

What every guy wants to hear:

Guy: "Honey! I ran out of underwear! Can I wear a pair of yours today?"
Wife: "No! You'll stretch them all out in front!"
:rockon:

What every guy dreads hearing:

Guy: "Honey! I ran out of underwear! Can I wear a pair of yours today?"
Wife: "Sure."

 

[PumpDee]

What JD hears:

JD:"Honey? I ran out of underwear. Can I wear a pair of yours today?"

LW:"Sure. Why should today be any different?"

 

[PumpDee]

What FT hears:

FT: "Honey? I ran out of underwear. Can I wear a pair of yours today?"

TG: "Did you look in the drawer on the other side of town? There might be a pair in there."

 

[foley11]

How?

 

[PumpDee]

What PumpDee hears:

PD: "Honey? I ran out of underwear. Can I wear a pair of yours today?"


Mrs. PD: "Why don't you try doing some f**king laundry for a change?"

 

[bideau]

If I ever win the lottery, one of the great luxuries I will treat myself to is a brand new set of underwear every single day. Straight out of the package. Wear them once, throw them away.

 

[foley11]

If I ever win the lottery, one of the great luxuries I will treat myself to is a brand new set of underwear every single day. Straight out of the package. Wear them once, throw them away.

That sounds extravagant, ostentatious, grandiose and hedonistic even.



Good luck.

 

[bideau]

That sounds extravagant, ostentatious, grandiose and hedonistic even.



Good luck.

What else would a guy do with $50 million? :shrug:

 

[PumpDee]

What else would a guy do with $50 million? :shrug:

Knock up a famous actress, marry a supermodel, build a $20 million house in the Hollywood hills, wreck a $65,000 Audi on your way to work.......










Yet, refuse to get a $10 haircut.

 

[bideau]

Knock up a famous actress, marry a supermodel, build a $20 million house in the Hollywood hills, wreck a $65,000 Audi on your way to work.......










Yet, refuse to get a $10 haircut.

- My days of knocking anyone up were done after a Dr's visit 23 years ago.
- I'm quite happy with the wife I have now.
- I'd never live in California, much less Hollywood. And I'd be quite content with just a modest upgrade from my current home.
- The Audi idea sounds very intriguing.
- My wife cuts my hair for free. Not much to it when she only has to buzz a few stray hairs.

So that brings me back to new underwear every day.

 

[foley11]

What else would a guy do with $50 million? :shrug:

Whatever he wants would be my guess.

 

[mikiemo83]

Knock up a famous actress, marry a supermodel, build a $20 million house in the Hollywood hills, wreck a $65,000 Audi on your way to work.......










Yet, refuse to get a $10 haircut.

yeah I could do that if you didn't say .....on your way to work...

 

[Box_O_Rocks]

Somehow this cake fits ...