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We really can't hold a Candlestick to the Niners.

Our karma, who art a Niner,
Harbaughed be thy game,
Thy runs will score,
Thy team will Gore on turf
And as they pass through the heavens.
Give us this day our weakly defense.
And forgive our Montana like passes,
As we allow Colin to kick our asses.
And lead Moss into the red zone,
But deliver us from the end zone.
For karma is the kingdoom,
The power and glory,
For down after down.
Amen.

Hail Frisco, red and gold,
Justin Smith is with thee,
Bested art Pats among Niners,
and Kaepernicked are the backs of our defense,
Crabtree.
Holey moley, our chances suck,
We are not winners,
now until the homefield of our loss,
Doomed Men.
 
I see no hope and I see nothing through the San Francisco fog, or at least I wouldn't be able to see anything if the game were in SF.

This team has gotten by on luck, and luck alone. Well, this week, we're done.

In the run-up to Christmas, BB and coaches bring their "to do" lists with them and leave their play-sheets at home. The game starts badly when "Remember to order Turkey from butcher" comes through Brady's headphones.

One delay of game later and it's all downhill quicker than a Cable Car down the really steep hill (I can't remember the name and I was only there a couple of months ago. Anyway, I digress).

The 49ers might as well change their name to the Ach-Nein"ers" after this one, cos they inflict a whole Multiverse of Pain and Doom on the Doomtriots. Bob Kraft is so perplexed that he sells the Pats to a cat.

The cat promptly does his business on the park. The lights go out as the cat doesn't pay the bills and, in the confusion, the Pats players all contrive to trip over the cat and are on IR all season.

Ach-Neiners - Infinity and Beyond the Goldrush
Cattriots - not amewsed.
 
We are doomed if we win and doomed if we don't. If we win they will get their revenge in the SB. No way Brady beats the team he loved as a kid, just ask Payaton. If we lose we can kiss the bye goodby and look forward to losing in the wildcard round.
 
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I'm gong to wear flowers in my hair.

Well that's sposed to be "If your going to San Francisco...". They are coming to us. Though it can't hurt can it. Post Pics Please. ROFL ROFL ROFL

Cheers, BostonTim
 
We really can't hold a Candlestick to the Niners.

Our karma, who art a Niner,
Harbaughed be thy game,
Thy runs will score,
Thy team will Gore on turf
And as they pass through the heavens.
Give us this day our weakly defense.
And forgive our Montana like passes,
As we allow Colin to kick our asses.
And lead Moss into the red zone,
But deliver us from the end zone.
For karma is the kingdoom,
The power and glory,
For down after down.
Amen.

Hail Frisco, red and gold,
Justin Smith is with thee,
Bested art Pats among Niners,
and Kaepernicked are the backs of our defense,
Crabtree.
Holey moley, our chances suck,
We are not winners,
now until the homefield of our loss,
Doomed Men.

:shoot:
 
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