sonsofkraftybob
Mmmmmm, feet! Nom, Nom, Nom.
- Joined
- Apr 29, 2005
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Great seats last night, night out with the wife, no kids, We have 4 Fenway Franks, 4 beers and big ole bag-o-peanuts. Just settle down into our seats and WHAM, BAM, THANKYOU MA'AM, it's 6 f'n nothin top of the 1st with 1 out.
Tim Wakefield, please, if you haven't taken Okajima and Matsuzaka's advise/tips on the proper way to committ Hari Kari by slicing open your stomach and letting all your intestines fall on the floor in front of you, just hold a presser and tell everyone that you are an anchor to this team who is incapeable of pitching to major, minor, peewee, baaberuth league, farm league and little league. Cuz you f'n suck muy mal my friend. Retire. Go off into the sunset. Never come back...not even for the old timers games which you should have been a 3 year veteran of by now.
Just go.
Away.
Forever.
and ever.
Tim Wakefield, please, if you haven't taken Okajima and Matsuzaka's advise/tips on the proper way to committ Hari Kari by slicing open your stomach and letting all your intestines fall on the floor in front of you, just hold a presser and tell everyone that you are an anchor to this team who is incapeable of pitching to major, minor, peewee, baaberuth league, farm league and little league. Cuz you f'n suck muy mal my friend. Retire. Go off into the sunset. Never come back...not even for the old timers games which you should have been a 3 year veteran of by now.
Just go.
Away.
Forever.
and ever.