I've had an asterisk on his roster spot right along, because I didn't fully trust that he would
stay out of the doghouse, but I never imagined that he would do something this stupid.
I know of an old timer whose classic expression, often used in an attempt to keep his wayward Son in line, is
appropriate here.
Life is hard, but it's harder when you're stupid.
So long, kid. I guess we're down one Jones and both of those late round Corners we took just
had their odds of maybe sticking on the roster get brighter. He's definitely done in Foxboro and
should have the rest of the year off unless Roger's head is even further up his ass than usual.
At least it happened now instead of right in the middle of the season. And, we all get to look forward
to the explanation from his agent as to why this incredible fuck-up was really not his fault. Just for laughs.
I can't even begin to come up with one, but back when Steve Martin was actually funny, he came up with
a pretty good one that might fit.
I forgot that it was illegal to rob banks.