My son, the sports fan

[patsload]

ROFL You guys are funny. I need to laugh because I stayed up waaaay too late last night. I need to wake up.

were you watching the Red Sox game too

 

[mikiemo83]

ok back on topic

last week my boy is too busy with the girls 3-6 years older than himself to watch the games with me...I am not sure if this is a bad thing, he had good taste, they all torture frogs and stuff together.

I found he likes the long legged types, he shadowed a high school freshman grabbed his harmonica to play for her because she is named Monica

I think I will get him a cheerleaders poster and tell him if he plays football very very well all these are his for the taking

 

[SteelerFan87]

I don't think I was like that when I was that little. When Neil O'Donnell threw those picks in the Super Bowl, I hated him more than my little 8 year old heart had ever hated anything before. I had this thing, it was kind of like a punching bag, but inverted, because instead of hanging, it was inflatable and had sand at the bottom so it would always bounce back up if you knocked it down. (Ironically enough, there was a clown on it... ) anyway, I pretended that thing was Neil O'Donnell and proceded to spend all the time from the end of the game to when my parents finally got me to go to bed beating the shit out of that thing.

 

[easycome_easygo]

You just remember to take notes, pictures and videos in 9 days

............... my little guys heartfelt story about Patriot football turns into a seamen filled treasure chest of creamy goodness

Only on PP arty:

I loved your story about your son. I love that little guy. :heart:

 

[easycome_easygo]

were you watching the Red Sox game too

Yes.

 

[mikiemo83]

I don't think I was like that when I was that little. When Neil O'Donnell threw those picks in the Super Bowl, I hated him more than my little 8 year old heart had ever hated anything before. I had this thing, it was kind of like a punching bag, but inverted, because instead of hanging, it was inflatable and had sand at the bottom so it would always bounce back up if you knocked it down. (Ironically enough, there was a clown on it... ) anyway, I pretended that thing was Neil O'Donnell and proceded to spend all the time from the end of the game to when my parents finally got me to go to bed beating the shit out of that thing.

thus the creation of the bitter little clown hating troll we all love to hate SteelerFan87

 

[easycome_easygo]

I have tons of cute stories about my nephew. That kid is one of the funniest kids I know. He is going to be 11 years old in November and I don't know what to get him for his birthday. I asked him and he told me a whole bunch of stuff that he wants. Stuff that is very expensive and I can't afford them all. I think I told this story before but we took my brother to Hooters for his birthday last year. My nephew went too and asked if his next birthday party could be at Hooters too. lol silly kid

 

[Claremonster]

My nephew went too and asked if his next birthday party could be at Hooters too. lol silly kid

Why is that silly?

 

[easycome_easygo]

Why is that silly?

He is only 10 years old. ROFL He is way too young to be liking bewbs. He was actually 9 at the time when he said that.

 

[Claremonster]

He is only 10 years old. ROFL He is way too young to be liking bewbs.

There's an age limit? Huh. Weird. :shrug:

 

[easycome_easygo]

There's an age limit? Huh. Weird. :shrug:

That's my baby though. I want him to trade pokemon cards, play football and ride his skateboard for a few more years before he starts liking girls.... or the women at Hooters.

 

[babalu87]

There's an age limit? Huh. Weird. :shrug:

I dont think there's an age limit per se

Your born and you like the boobies (Ben was looking for one from the get go, he "fed" within minutes of birth)

Then you start biting the nipple and the boobiez are taken away from you, though you scratch, claw, cry and pull at shirts you're done.
Oh, there may be that woman out there willing to give you a second chance but once you bite that second time your banned from teh boobiez.

You grow disinterested for a period of time and then you find a Playboy/Hustler/Juggs underneath Dad's/older brothers/Uncles/that weird guy next doors bed
Suddenly you are interested in the boobiez again.

More time goes by and you again become disinterested in looking at socks full of sand.
Then you ask your Doctor and he says VIAGRA

Age limit no, but there is definitely a period of time where you are disinterested in the boobiez.

Friggin preverts sucked me in

 

[Claremonster]

I dont think there's an age limit per se

Your born and you like the boobies (Ben was looking for one from the get go, he "fed" within minutes of birth)

Then you start biting the nipple and the boobiez are taken away from you, though you scratch, claw, cry and pull at shirts you're done.
Oh, there may be that woman out there willing to give you a second chance but once you bite that second time your banned from teh boobiez.

...

Age limit no, but there is definitely a period of time where you are disinterested in the boobiez.

You make the world sound like a sad scary place I could cry.

 

[mikiemo83]

That's my baby though. I want him to trade pokemon cards, play football and ride his skateboard for a few more years before he starts liking girls.... or the women at Hooters.

Pokemon cards :thwak:

hooters cards