Obese Corpse Sets Crematorium On Fire

[Claremonster]

An obese corpse may have caused a fire that nearly destroyed an Austrian crematorium.

Investigators believe that the mid-April blaze in Graz began when large amounts of burning fat from a 440-pound woman's body blocked an air filter, which in turn caused the filter system to overheat, Fox News reports.

Firefighters were able to control the blaze by blasting water through the crematorium's vents, according to the Daily Mail, but not before the fire had already done enough damage to keep the crematorium shut down for several days.

The firemen left the scene coated in layers of black, greasy soot.
Former Graz fire chief Otto Widestchek says it's time for Austria to start building special crematoria that are equipped to handle the risks of cremating obese bodies, according to the Herald Sun. In Switzerland, Widetschek points out, at least one such facility exists.

http://main.aol.com/2012/06/06/obese-woman-body-crematorium-fire_n_1574533.html

 

[mikiemo83]

Always trim the fat!!!!

 

[Claremonster]

Always trim the fat!!!!

Like most fat-burning fads, this one is a failure too.

 

[Muse]

Always trim the fat!!!!

I don't know sometimes the fat is the best part.

 

[HarpoonIPA]

I don't know sometimes the fat is the best part.

On what? popcorn







Your chubbie hubby

 

[BostonTim]

The firemen left the scene coated in layers of black, greasy soot.

Cheers, BostonTim

 

[Muse]

On what? popcorn







Your chubbie hubby

A good ribeye, a pork chop done JUST right. I mean damn that is some good stuff even though I know it is bad for me

 

[HarpoonIPA]

Cheers, BostonTim

Were there remnants of Pineapple, onions and green peppers? drool

 

[mikiemo83]

Wrong marinade!!

 

[Claremonster]

I wonder if the corpse had an apple in his mouth.

 

[Muse]

Damn now I am thinking of pineapple salsa and steak, gee thanks LOL

 

[mikiemo83]

Apple in her mouth???? Yeah 400 lbs eating apples??? Doubt it

 

[cka203]

This thread is full of win! ROFL

 

[Muse]

Apple in her mouth???? Yeah 400 lbs eating apples??? Doubt it

Maybe she was eating apple pie?

 

[3 Point Stan]

Must have used a Char-Broil as they're prone to flare-ups. Should've used a Weber.

 

[cka203]

Must have used a Char-Broil as they're prone to flare-ups. Should've used a Weber.

Truth!

 

[Claremonster]

Ya see, Bobby, this is why God gave us propane...

 

[Muse]

Ya see, Bobby, this is why God gave us propane...

and propane accessories

 

[grog]

Heart burn can be nasty too.

Anyway, do they sell extra large urns for larger bodies? If not, finding a receptical big enough would be a pain in the ash.

 

[mikiemo83]

Heart burn can be nasty too.

Anyway, do they sell extra large urns for larger bodies? If not, finding a receptical big enough would be a pain in the ash.

like airlines they are charging you for two urns after a certain weight