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You know, if she weren't wearing those bizarre 5-inch stilleto heels, I think she would officially have "Dwarf" status.


Dwarf? What do you mean? She's just the right size. Are you referring to her two breasts, mostly white meat...? I have always been more of a leg man. Don't get me wrong, ample breasts are nice accouterments but not a requirement. Commenting on the girlie thread seems catty... You don't see me commenting on the men in the beefsteak thread. I am not jealous of Pookie/Bean at all. :)

I think it is my fantasy here Alice.... I agree about the glass slippers though, kind of tacky.
 
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I don't really wish this to look like I'm making fun of anybody. I can't win, but here goes nothing: In honor of FallingAlice's question about womens pro football I give you some of the members of the New England Storm, who I just learned are the "sister" team to the New England Patriots. How 'bout that?
 
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In honor of the release of The Two Towers, Lord of the Rings part II this week, I am posting a pic of my new favorite movie fantasy chick, the amazingly hot Liv Tyler. She plays an elf named Arwen and looks mighty fine in them pointy ears, although I couldn't find a picture of her sporting them. This one will have to do for now.

For those of you interested in the movie itself (I loved the book and part I - seen it about 5 times) check out this review from a site I was tipped off to from a chiefsplanet post. I will be checking this place for reviews in the future as it seems like a great place.

http://www.chud.com/reviews/tttsjr.php3
 
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FallingAlice said:
As far as taste in Elfin women, Hawg, you beat NoRespect hands down....

NoRespect,

Rattling my cage again, are we? Honestly! I'm all alone here. If Peg or Carolyn or any other FEMALE poster (or at least a gay man) would post some male hottie who wasn't suffering from a run-away penis or multiple facial wounds, then I might not be so critical.

By the way, the blonde on the very end of the NE Storm picture is kind of cute.

Elfin women, give me a break. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a woman in a g-string and a Santa hat on short notice at this time of year? Besides, I think she's cute. I will say that Liv Tyler is adorable.

I think the blonde in the storm photo is the attorney from Vt that I saw interviewed. She is the shortest one on the team (In keeping with the elfin theme.) The brunette in the rear has potential as well (that could be taken the wrong way....) As for the picture as a whole, I must as Hawg so wisely did, plead the fifth. In a word -- footware.

Where are the women of Patriots.com? I can't believe that more people don't prefer this site to that one. Every time I visit it is just one flame war after another. It is getting really hard to take.

You are on your own with the beefcake thread unless Pookie decides to champion the cause. I wouldn't hold your breath waiting for the football queens to show up. As for rattling your cage, I haven't even begun...
 
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NoRespect said:
Every time I visit it is just one flame war after another. It is getting really hard to take.

Oh really NR?, Why I have absolutely no idea what you could be referring to. Thank god I gave all that nasty stuff up some time ago. :fire:
 
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FallingAlice said:
Soooo much to say and such little time.

As far as taste in Elfin women, Hawg, you beat NoRespect hands down. Besides that, I understand that Liv Tyler acted on box in a trench the entire time. They were going to call it Scott of the Antarctic and the Three Rings, but decided against it in the end.


Alice, I read it three times and I have to admit that I don't quite understand your references here, but normally get you just fine. Did you always make sure to wear a helmet at all times while patrolling the crease or am I a little slow on the uptake?
 

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NoRespect said:

Where are the women of Patriots.com? I can't believe that more people don't prefer this site to that one. Every time I visit it is just one flame war after another. It is getting really hard to take.


C'mon NR...All of us over on Patriots.com are one great big happy family............... like Roseanne Connor's family!!

I don't have any idea why the girls over here are not posting here.... even the young'ens like Star and Shades18 and countless others. They would love the features over here.



Alice,
I'm sorry that you had to see my picture that way in the beefcake thread with my runaway thng-a-ma-jig. NR told me he'd never let that pic get out!
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I am posting a pic of my new favorite movie fantasy chick, the amazingly hot Liv Tyler.

Wow! How did I miss that post Uncle Hawg????!! Liv is now a full fledged woman! I haven't seen a picture of her in a dog's age. She aint no little teeny bopper anymore (see Armageddon)!
 
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Oh really NR?, Why I have absolutely no idea what you could be referring to. Thank god I gave all that nasty stuff up some time ago. :fire:

Well of course I wasn't talking about you Hawg. I know that you would never engage in such silly behavior.

You weren't by chance referring to that little pitched battle you were having with mike0402ohno? The one that went on for about 40 posts and made War and Peace look like a quick read? To your credit I think you scored a coup by getting him to actually discuss football for the first time in history. Of course most of his answers still credit the QB with all that is evil and good but that is a subject for another day.

When I challenged Batman to talk about something other than Brady's performance he transferred his attacks from Brady to...Ken Walter? The old adage is true: "Offense wins games but punting wins championships." Have you ever seen two punters listed under "key matchups"?

Honestly I think I have just about had it with that board. It has been taken over by idiots and trolls. There was a time when I enjoyed trolling for largemouth just like the next guy. (Then I met a man on my porch handing out leaflets who changed my life.... :) ) I can't handle the brain damage. I am stepping aside for awhile. Let some of the others get some playing time.
 
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I'd take the brunette in the rear, too.

I'm ambivalent (notice I did not say that I could go either way.) Brunette in the rear or the blonde on the end. Given my druthers I usually prefer brunettes but I am nothing if not accommodating. I was of course talking about taking her to dinner and a movie. What were you talking about?
 
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Ya know after 14 weeks you start getting footballed out...

......but the girly thread is interesting 365 a year.

Here is another one of my all-time favorites the incredible Nikki Cox. Forget the twins, she looks fine as triplets. I figure if Pookie is going to keep posting blondes I need to balance things out a little to keep the Girly thread democratic. Yeah, that's it.
 
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FallingAlice said:
Pookie & NoRespect --

Pookie -- as far as your runaway thingamajig goes, have you thought of getting an agent?

And thats the way a porn career starts. Pookie is tucking himself in after using the men's room in a club. A man in a loud checked jacket notices Skippy the dancing pickle and asks him if he'd like to make a few bucks. Next thing you know Pookie is starring in
The Man Eating Sorority Sisters of Delta Chi and it's all asses and elbows.

Regarding your disappointment at the lack of participation (particularly the great Pats chicks from that site, not a jerk in the bunch) from Pats.com (sorry NEM, I mean Patriots .com). I still think that everyone will end up here. It has just been a slow process and I think the great newsgroup purge may have hurt a little.

Pookie and I have been discussing the bad seed factor on that board and both NR and he have about had it. I have a few friends that are on hiatus like DropKickMurphy and It's Good that are posters par excellence that are too busy to get on right now but are thoroughly impressed and they will eventually be here on a regular basis.

I paraphrased a famous quote to Pook: "I have seen the future of Patriot message boards, and it's name is PatriotPlanet." Extra points for anyone that can come up with the original reference.

You have done a great job bringing this site into fruition. I am so impressed with Austin/Kyle that I can't even find the words. Don't worry Alice they'll come eventually and some of them might even be chicks so you don't have to deal with us all by your lonesome (not that you don't handle things just fine).
 
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Hockey Chicks are JUST as cute as Soccer Chicks.

Mia Hamm my @ss!


Hmmmm. Cammi is actually quite hot, although that photo does not do her justice. In the age-old debate of Hockey chicks vs. soccer chicks -- I will choose freewill.

Hockey chicks are hot in a tough and scrappy way. Soccer chicks are wholesome and so aerodynamic.

And please do not slight Mia.
 
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......but the girly thread is interesting 365 a year....I figure if Pookie is going to keep posting blondes I need to balance things out a little to keep the Girly thread democratic. Yeah, that's it.

That is just scary. I almost posted something to that effect. Why is it that this thread just feels like home. (the womb?) I never want to leave.

I think I have identified Pookie's tendencies when it comes to women. He insists on passenger side airbags and he doesn't care if the carpets match the drapes.

I will band with you in the fight to ensure that women of all hair color receive equal representation. Remember the decision in the pivotal case of Brown v. the Board of Education. (Not to be confused with Blonde v. the Board of Education.)
 

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FallingAlice said:
Pookie -- as far as your runaway thingamajig goes, have you thought of getting an agent?


As my wife and many others have said before... You can't stop Pookie, you can only hope to contain him....

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FallingAlice said:
Oh, and for you NoRespect...a hockeychick brunette. :D

Ok...Sexist comment coming...

Laurie Baker would do just fine!! Yummy.
 
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