southcarolina's insomniac theater

[Costanza]

sauce.....little balls.......must....not....give.....in......

Well how else am I gonna 'xplain it? Jeeesh!

 

[dred]

Debating on hanging out in Indy or driving back to Virginia tomorrow.

Can't decide where I want to spend New Years.

 

[Costanza]

Here's my mustard, but mines is in a pretty jar y'all

 

[Costanza]

Debating on hanging out in Indy or driving back to Virginia tomorrow.

Can't decide where I want to spend New Years.

Where's the safest place for you to pass out, manhood still intact?

 

[dred]

Where's the safest place for you to pass out, manhood still intact?

Brother's house.

I have the entire basement, 2 bedrooms, bar, bathroom, actual Donkey Kong arcade game and electronic dart board sectioned off as "big brother's apartment" whenever I am in town.

 

[Costanza]

Brother's house.

I have the entire basement, 2 bedrooms, bar, bathroom, actual Donkey Kong arcade game and electronic dart board sectioned off as "big brother's apartment" whenever I am in town.

SOLD! Unless the poontang is back at home, then that's a dilemma.

 

[dred]

Here's my mustard, but mines is in a pretty jar y'all

Never tried that kind before.

Spicey?

Luvs me some spicey mustard.

 

[dred]

SOLD! Unless the poontang is back at home, then that's a dilemma.

Yeah, thats sort of what I am thinking.

It was much nicer when he had the "live-in" babysitter last year that was staying in the room next to mine.

She went and got engaged while I was away tho.

Damn bitchs.

 

[southcarolina]

poontang

OMG blowup

 

[Costanza]

She went and got engaged while I was away tho.

Damn bitchs.

Yeah, folks fallin' in love it horrible for your sex life .

It's a good mustard, btw. It says "full strength, stone ground mustard". It's spicy, but not hot. They sell a few different types, some pretty freakin' hot ones. Very gourmet, set me back $3.37 at Raley's.

 

[dred]

Well, he's right SC.

Its all about getting your drunk on.. then finishing off with the freak-fest.

 

[Costanza]

OMG blowup

poontangpoontangpoontangpoontangpoontangpoontangpoontangpoontangpoontangpoontangpoontangpoontangpoontangpoontangpoontangpoontangpoontangpoontang

 

[Costanza]

Well, he's right SC.

Its all about getting your drunk on.. then finishing off with the freak-fest.

Dude, I'm a chick. 3 hole-er over here!

 

[dred]

Dude, I'm a chick. 3 hole-er over here!

Why the hell do I always assume I am talking to a dude?

Sorry about that 3 holer!

 

[dred]

Gotta say that I have NEVER heard a chick say "poontang".

lol

 

[southcarolina]

Well, he's right SC.

Its all about getting your drunk on.. then finishing off with the freak-fest.

No alcohol for me...just more flexeril and ibuprofin


so if i start drooling and babbling just cover me with a blanket

 

[Costanza]

Why the hell do I always assume I am talking to a dude?

Sorry about that 3 holer!

Momma can be a little harsh sometimes. There have been others that thought I was a dude, too. Until you see me

 

[southcarolina]

Three holer?




Ohhhhhhh.......





Ummm,..... wow.....




/12 years old

 

[TITAN126]

Set your alarm for 9 am to start. Then get up!! Go to a local gym. Hit the mall, go to a movie, get together with friends who also have this time off. Go skiing or snowboarding. But stay busy and out of the house all day. Dont go home till supper. You will start to reset your clock. The key is to get as much direct light as possible. Hence outdoor time is crucial. After a few days set the alarm for 8 am. You will be straightened out in a week.

Sounds like a pretty good idea. I've been meaning to get some snowboarding in at Wachusett anyway. Day passes go from 8 AM - 4 PM there, so I'm thinking about getting up at 7, getting there at 8, snowboarding all day, coming home around 5 and going to bed early. Thanks for the idea dude, hopefully it'll work.

 

[Bender]

Dude, I'm a chick. 3 hole-er over here!

Best line..eva.

Then again, I'm partial cuz sometimes I find myself using the line "three holes are better than two". But that's all ..other stories..