The official, mile-long Bejarvus Green-Ellis thread

[babalu87]

His blood smells like cologne

His hands feel like rich Corinthian leather

His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.

He has buried a time capsule full of events that haven't happened yet....

 

[3 Point Stan]

If he punched you in the face, you would thank him.

 

[Bob R]

He flies through the air with the greatest of ease ...

.... the daring young man on the flying trapeeze.

 

[tehrick67]

If he banged your wife, you'd forgive him..

 

[3 Point Stan]

He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson.

 

[Oswlek]

If he banged your wife, you'd forgive him..

Fvck forgiving him. I'd ask for pointers.

 

[3 Point Stan]

His family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.

 

[3 Point Stan]

*bump*

 

[Grumpy_Bottom]

*bump*

Law Firm Bumps his own threads and you don't even notice.

 

[foley11]

BJGE rarely dances and hesitates behind the line of scrimmage. Instead he has a quick burst to the hole.

 

[JD10367]

BJGE rarely dances and hesitates behind the line of scrimmage. Instead he has a quick burst to the hole.

<--- insert Spikes sex tape joke here --->

 

[Skellington]

I've been a fan of the firm for awhile now and keep hoping that he gets his chance. It seems that day is getting a little bit closer.

 

[3 Point Stan]

I heard he dry-humped Laurence Maroney's plane ticket to Denver.

 

[SkiptoMyLou]

Rofl

 

[3 Point Stan]

Dude's so scary, Major League Baseball retired his number across the league before anyone ever knew who he was.

 

[foley11]

Dude is so jacked, steroids get injected with BJGE.

 

[Fully Tilted]

Benjarvus Green-Ellis scouted Danny Woodhead....................when Danny Woodhead's mother first had sex.






Think about it.