If the Jets win, they will go on to take first place in the AFC East and will run off seven or eight straight. Finally, after all these years of suffering, Jets fans will rejoice everywhere, having finally vanquished the evil Belichick and his pretty-boy QB. Sanchez will finally start looking like an NFL quarterback, sending all of this crazy Tebow talk to the back burner. Rex will come up with one stellar game-plan after another. Antonio Cromartie will become a tackling machine. The defense, overall, will become historically good the rest of the way. Everything will be set up perfectly for the Jets to finally make some noise in the post-season.
Then the world will end in December, as predicted by the Mayans and foreshadowed by the New England earthquake, before the playoffs start.
That's how it rolls for you guys.