What's your fine. . .?

Re: OT- What's your fine. . .?

I'm guilty of the following:

Smoked pot -- $10 *

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who
was next to you -- $40

Kissed someone whose name you didn't know -- $0.10

Ever drive drunk -- $20 *

Used toys while having sex -- $30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before
--$20

Had sex in a pool -- $20 *

Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

Cheated on your significant other -- $10 *

Masturbated -- $10 *

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or
close friend -- $20

Done oral -- $5 *

Got oral -- $5 *

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25 *

Stole something -- $10 *

Had a threesome -- $50

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25 *

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

Been in love with two people or more at the same time --$50 *

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25 *

Peed in the pool -- $0.50 *

Played spin the bottle -- $5 *

Done something you regret -- $20 *

Had sex with your best friend -- $20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25

Had anal sex -- $80 *

Lied to your mate -- $5 *

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25 * [/B][/QUOTE]
 
Re: Re: OT- What's your fine. . .?

vinceyoungfan on 01-17-2007 at 04:17 PM said:
I'm guilty of the following:

Smoked pot -- $10 *

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who
was next to you -- $40

Had sex for money -- $100

Kissed someone whose name you didn't know -- $0.10

Ever drive drunk -- $20 *

Used toys while having sex -- $30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before
--$20

Had sex in a pool -- $20 *

Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

Cheated on your significant other -- $10 *

Masturbated -- $10 *

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or
close friend -- $20

Done oral -- $5 *

Got oral -- $5 *

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25 *

Stole something -- $10 *

Had a threesome -- $50

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25 *

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

Been in love with two people or more at the same time --$50 *

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25 *

Peed in the pool -- $0.50 *

Played spin the bottle -- $5 *

Done something you regret -- $20 *

Had sex with your best friend -- $20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25

Had anal sex -- $80 *

Lied to your mate -- $5 *

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25 *
[/B][/QUOTE]

Damn girl, you are the epitome of freak nasty. "Paging Alkie 9, paging Alkie 9".
 
southcarolina on 01-17-2007 at 03:24 PM said:
One time i smoked some pot and dropped some acid and then had oral sex with a Puerto Rican cross dressing priest and a 50 yr old stripper whose name i cant remember in the baptismal pool. Cost me 100 bucks, and i got arrested when i had to run back to my car naked in broad daylight.

hahahaha! :LOL: :LOL: ROFL ROFL
 
$640.60

I feelt bad about myself......then VYF posted and wa la......I felt better!
 
aloyouis on 01-17-2007 at 07:01 PM said:
$640.60

I feelt bad about myself......then VYF posted and wa la......I felt better!

that's funny.

Your boys are so adorable btw
 
We need to party the the vinceyoungfan..... Our kind of sports fan!!!
 
I need some clarification form VYF...

1.) Are the asterisks the ones you did, or are all of them?

2.) Can we get some pics please? >)
 
JD10367 on 01-17-2007 at 08:34 PM said:
I need some clarification form VYF...

1.) Are the asterisks the ones you did, or are all of them?

2.) Can we get some pics please? >)

1) all of them

2.) what's in it for me?
 
vinceyoungfan on 01-17-2007 at 09:39 PM said:
1) all of them

2.) what's in it for me?

1.) "Eeeeexcellent!"

2.) Do you accept PayPal? ;)
 
JD10367 on 01-17-2007 at 08:39 PM said:
1.) "Eeeeexcellent!"

2.) Do you accept PayPal? ;)

1.) "Sweeeeet"
2.) PayPal? You mean PlayPal, right? ;)
 
$185. I guess I need to get out more.

:sulk:
 
dchester on 01-17-2007 at 09:04 PM said:
$185. I guess I need to get out more.

:sulk:

just come to Tn and hang with me. I guarantee after the week is up, your fine will be over $500 :D
 
dchester on 01-17-2007 at 09:04 PM said:
$185. I guess I need to get out more.

:sulk:

Cripes, D... you're bordering on minister status there sir.
 
vinceyoungfan on 01-17-2007 at 10:10 PM said:
just come to Tn and hang with me. I guarantee after the week is up, your fine will be over $500 :D

Um, er... I redid the math and only had $12... Yeah, that's it... :rolleyes: :D
 
$1,437

Also, when I was around eight or so I used to jack up Catholic priests and force hem to have sex with me but it wasn't on the list. ;)
 
Just saw this and said what the heck.

$605.60, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn once, I think, with my inflate a date, err, I think I blew something up.? :shrug:
 
Damn, you guys are quick.

I'm up to over $125,751.90.

It was easy to remember what I had done, but remembering the number of times for each was a lot of work!
 
$425.60... Aw, hell... I'll just round it up.... $426.00


And it's one fine no matter how many times, right? :eek:

Cause there's no way I'm gonna remember how many times I've smoked pot, or lied to my mate, or masturbated. I mean.. Who the hell keeps numbers on these things?

It's just a one time fine, correct?
 
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