What's your fine. . .?

[Ras]

$210.50


Do you apply the fine once no matter hows times you may have done a specific item.

I mean, what if masturbated around 4,893 times. Do you apply the fine for each time or just once? (I just asking for a friend of mine)

 

[JONATHAN!]

$425.60... Aw, hell... I'll just round it up.... $426.00


And it's one fine no matter how many times, right?

Cause there's no way I'm gonna remember how many times I've smoked pot, or lied to my mate, or masturbated. I mean.. Who the hell keeps numbers on these things?

It's just a one time fine, correct?

Oh, thank god, only a one time per offense fine!?!?

Got it down to $456.10 then......Phew! (Won't admit to that .50)

 

[Costanza]

Yep, one fine for them all.

And I am the asterisks in the very beginning. I guess I just like the feel of the flesh of a man too much to be with a chick. I'd be like, now what? I am sure a dildo is not the same. Shit, I couldn't even hang with condoms, let alone some plastic thing. No thanks.

 

[chef]

$105.50

 

[Alcoholic9*]

Re: Re: Re: OT- What's your fine. . .?

Damn girl, you are the epitome of freak nasty. "Paging Alkie 9, paging Alkie 9".

She can come party with me in Vegas anytime.

She aint swimming in my pool though.

 

[Annihilus]

Damn, you guys are quick.

I'm up to over $125,751.90.

It was easy to remember what I had done, but remembering the number of times for each was a lot of work!

Oh, you're supposed to count the number of times?

Sh!t....Annihilus isn't sure he can count that high.

 

[mikiemo83]

565.10

that I recall - things get fuzzy after going back 10 years

 

[bideau]

$385

Assuming it's not on a per time basis.

 

[patsfan31]

$700.60... OMG I am going to hell!!!


Would going to confession absolve me of these fines?

 

[mikiemo83]

I am proud to say I was never a pee in a pool person - we had one growing up and it was beat into me never to by my older brothers

 

[The*Big*Lebowski]

485.50

Keep the change...

 

[Alcoholic9*]

I am proud to say I was never a pee in a pool person - we had one growing up and it was beat into me never to by my older brothers

So pretty much only you would be allowed to swim in my pool. When I was a little kid I used to piss in the public pools because I figured everyone else was anyway.