HSanders
disgusted and pissed
Bwahhahahaha
tom brady
don’t think you’re getting away without a good hazing yourself, patriots rookie qb jimmy galapagos.
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jimmy garoppolo
my name is garoppolo, not "galapagos." you’re thinking of that island with all the turtles.
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tom brady
listen galapagos, i am tom ****ing brady and if i want you to be a turtle, then you’ll wear a plastic shell, crawl slowly on the ground and let colin kaepernick feed you lettuce with his mouth.
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carson palmer
don't worry brady. Galapagos's hazing is a three-pronged trio of terror.
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jimmy garoppolo
fine, i'm up for a challenge. Lay them on me.
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josh mccown
first, you have to beat rob gronkowski in three straight games of beer pong.
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jimmy garoppolo
i hear he's the master of that game, but sure, i'll give it a try.
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josh mccown
next you have to run a hundred yard dash in 10 seconds, while carrying vince wilfork on your shoulders.
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jimmy garoppolo
okie-doke. I'll give it my best shot.
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josh mccown
and finally, you have to make bill belichick smile.
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jimmy garoppolo
impossible! That can't be done!
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