NFL QB?s Talkin? On Facebook

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TAKE THAT VIOLENCE BACK TO THE ELEVATOR WHERE IT BELONGS

Ouch!
 
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Ahhh...NOW we know why Geno was mad!!!

COLIN KAEPERNICK
Hey Geno Smith, I heard you got in trouble for yelling "**** you" to a heckler.
3 hours ago . Like

GENO SMITH
I couldn't help it. Some cleft-chinned, Ugg-wearing pretty boy in the stands kept shouting, "you suck" at me.
3 hours ago . Like

TOM BRADY
Yeah, it's always fun to catch a Jets game on my day off.
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PatsFanLisa said:
PEYTON MANNING
Well I have to go. We have a game this Sunday against the Jets to prepare for, and those game films aren’t just gonna laugh at themselves.


Now, THAT'S funny!!!! ROFL
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Best line of the page
 
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JOE FLACCO I PUMMELLED THOSE ASS PIRATES 48-17 HAHAHAHAHA.
8 hours agp . Like

MIKE GLENNON
THAT LOSS WAS NOT MY FAULT! My team’s crappy defense gave up FIVE passing TDs to that monobrowed mangina. All in the first quarter alone!
8 hours agp . Like

JOE FLACCO
LOL MIKE GLENNON. WE DISPOSED OF YOU LIKE A KEY PIECE OF EVIDENCE IN THE RAY LEWIS MURDER TRIAL! WHOOOOO!
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Last two:

Week 7

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PEYTON MANNING
POOR COLIN KAEPERNICK. Your jealousy of my far, FAR superior talent as almost as ugly as your cartoonishly bulbous nose.
6 hours ago . Like

COLIN KAEPERNICK
All the passing records in the world won’t change the fact that you look like a cross between Forrest Gump and an Easter Island statue, Manning.
6 hours ago . Like

PEYTON MANNING
AND YOU LOOK LIKE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN AN OSTRICH F*CKS A MUPPET, KAEPERNICK.
6 hours ago . Like

TOM BRADY
Oh god, are you two going to have a “who’s uglier” debate? Because frankly, that’s kind of like Ray Rice and Greg Hardy having a “World’s Greatest Boyfriend” contest.
6 hours ago . Like
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Week 8

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BWAHAHAHA
BEN ROETHLISBERGER
I FOOTBALLED GOOD.
6 hours ago . Like

TONY ROMO
That’s unbelievable Ben. How’d you manage that?
6 hours ago . Like

BEN ROETHLISBERGER
SIMPLE. COACH TODD HALEY TOLD ME TO EXPLOIT THE UNDERNEATH ZONES IN THE COLTS BASE 3-4 SCHEME, THEN UTILIZE A MIXTURE OF SHORT SLANT PATTERNS AND PLAY ACTION BOMBS TO KEEP THEIR SAFETIES OFF-BALANCE.
6 hours ago . Like

BEN ROETHLISBERGER
BUT I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THAT MEANT SO HE JUST TOLD ME TO AIM FOR THE BUMBLEBEES INSTEAD.
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Great spoof of 'Flowers For Algernon'; BenTodd is perfect in that role :toast:
 
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ROFL

ANDREW LUCK
Well, I'd like to congratulate my teammate and good friend T.Y. Hilton on the birth of his beautiful baby daughter yesterday.
3 hours ago . Like

JOE FLACCO
Wait, wasn't it just nine months ago that the Colts lost to the Patriots in the playoffs? Wouldn't that mean that this baby might be…?
3 hours ago . Like

DREW BREES
No, it can't be Tom Brady's baby. That game was actually 10 months ago.
3 hours ago . Like

TOM BRADY
IT IS MY KID! My signature move is always spending a little extra time in the pocket!
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