We're on to Miami - Week 1 2022 Pregame

[Muse]

Why has Mac gone for X rays????

The high-low block they did on him?

 

[ParanoidPatriot]

The knee jerk take-aways from this game:

• Tua should scare nobody. Considering the amount of riches at WR he still looks mediocre
• Defense let Tua make so many questionable decisions without making him pay for it
• Offense never got in any type of rhythm. No time to panic, but Parker never seemed to get open
• The offensive line really need to get their shit together
• Run game was mostly solid, but anytime it got stuffed drives stalled fast.
• Losing Phillips was killer.

+3 in turnovers. Not many teams win with +3 in turnovers.

 

[Roberto71]

I can’t wait to hear the BB truthers try to spin this disaster.

Hardly a disaster....

 

[ParanoidPatriot]

Pitt looks good today.

Cincy turned the ball over 5 times. Any team will look good when the other team turns it over 5 times, but it's in OT now.

 

[foobahl]

I can’t wait to hear the BB truthers try to spin this disaster.

And I’m getting ripped for predicting 6 wins. We may not see 5.

OMFG the Pats lost ugly in Miami.

 

[Flagg the Wanderer]

I can’t wait to hear the BB truthers try to spin this disaster.

And I’m getting ripped for predicting 6 wins. We may not see 5.

Disaster!

 

[Roberto71]

When was the last time we beat Miami, was it Cam Newtons first ever game with us??

 

[ParanoidPatriot]

Disaster!

Some day Diaster movies will come back, and they can make one about BB.

 

[SkiptoMyLou]

I can’t wait to hear the BB truthers try to spin this disaster.

And I’m getting ripped for predicting 6 wins. We may not see 5.

It's week one against a team Pats notoriously struggles against. Even SB winning squads have lost in South Beach. How is this a disaster?

 

[HSanders]

of course they lost. the last time the pats won down 13 in the 4th q was when ____________ was the qb!



(drew bledsoe)

 

[HSanders]

OMFG the Pats lost ugly in Miami.

i NEVER expect them to win in mia in sept...never. it's literally 1 of the 1st things i look for when the schedule comes out.

 

[Darth Despot]

Defense played very well against a team with an abundance of weapons.

I agree the offense looked really pre-season-ish

Not ready to panic, we don't win in Miami.

 

[ParanoidPatriot]

It's week one against a team Pats notoriously struggles against. Even SB winning squads have lost in South Beach. How is this a disaster?

He's a member of the disaster trio. They harmonize after every loss singing the same song.

 

[BostonTim]

Some day Diaster movies will come back, and they can make one about BB.

Reminds me. Amelia Earhart accidentally backed into her own propeller. Disaster!

 

[BostonTim]

He's a member of the disaster trio. They harmonize after every game, win or lose, by singing the same ol' song.

FYP

 

[sg14]

Dolphins rushed for 195 yards.
Ugh

 

[patsRmyboys]

It's week one against a team Pats notoriously struggles against. Even SB winning squads have lost in South Beach. How is this a disaster?

Because they looked shitty doing it. Can you not see that? They've BEEN looking shitty and the trend continues

 

[Phil Elliott]

I can’t wait to hear the BB truthers try to spin this disaster.

And I’m getting ripped for predicting 6 wins. We may not see 5.

You're strutting your stuff after this game? You're a Patriot hater. Why are you here? Oh, and by the way, your lube is in the bottom shelf in the bathroom. Don't let us interrupt you...

 

[Roberto71]

FYP

Note when they turn up as well. I'll never forget Middy when Cam got here. First few games he was nowhere to be seen, literally vanished. When the losses came, he suddenly reappeared. it was a miracle! And his post count was spectacular for the rest of the season. Same today, Pats started off looking well, as soon as they went down with some errors, here comes Mazz! Another miracle! She was eating lunch apparantley! Huzzah!

 

[SkiptoMyLou]

Because they looked shitty doing it. Can you not see that? They've BEEN looking shitty and the trend continues

It's week one. I choose to see how it plays out instead of needlessly panicking.

Now, if Pats are 0-4 then go ahead and bump your chest and say I told you so.