Perhaps you should consider banning your "torture" techniques. The results might be different. Or, maybe you just can't help but torture men. I can see where you'd be quite good at it, and that's a compliment my dear!
Well they see talent and the ability to teach. A rare combination! So this could be your opportunity to change the direction of your dept and remake it more in your image and to your liking?
Trainer. That is a more stable position right now. This economy and job market is horrific and getting worse. Unemployment is about to surpass Great Depression average levels (as counted then, not now). And things are about to get a whole lot worse. You are right, stay as you are!