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TODAYnutpunch



but I still feel like I can pancake somebody..... something.... :eggplant:

but I'm not sure what that what IS anymore :Ohbaby: :boobies: :shrug_n: :rolleyes: :D
 
A very happy birthday RG.
 
No way in hell you are just 70. I want to see your birth certificate.

Happy Birthday, hope you and your doll have a good time.
 
I called the Council On Aging yesterday requesting they send me a Candy Striper to brighten my day, thinking I'd get something like this

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instead the bastids sent me this




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:suicide:
 
RoadGrader said:
I called the Council On Aging yesterday requesting they send me a Candy Striper to brighten my day, thinking I'd get something like this

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instead the bastids sent me this





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:suicide:
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He wasn't for you, he was for your poor suffering wife.
 
RoadGrader said:
to the ripened old age of


New+York+Giants+v+New+England+Patriots+TZXOtXqTrwXl.jpg



TODAYnutpunch



but I still feel like I can pancake somebody..... something.... :eggplant:

but I'm not sure what that what IS anymore :Ohbaby: :boobies: :shrug_n: :rolleyes: :D
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Welcome to the NFC. The no fun club.
 
Happy Birthday, RG! :toast: :dbanana:
 
Wait! You’re only 70!

Fuuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!

Well, glad you’re still with us. Tell your bride you want a sugar free, fat free, lactose free, fun free ice cream cake partially melted so you can get it down with or without your teeth.
 
Dwight Schrute said:
Wait! You’re only 70!

Fuuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!

Well, glad you’re still with us. Tell your bride you want a sugar free, fat free, lactose free, fun free ice cream cake partially melted so you can get it down with or without your teeth.
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This is funny as hell. :)
 
thanks everyone,

especially you & your Candy Striper reply bideau :rolleyes: :tongue:


there comes a time when a man must reflect on his life memories, his choices


one of those choices of mine was to join Patriots Planet


arriving here, an **INNOCENT**, this PLACE has MADE ME what I am today


a husk and hollowed-out shell of a body housing the brain of a pulsating, perverted young, dumb, full of super-charged bursting pool of come---what-may


now, as I experience this TWILIGHT PERIOD of MY LIFE summed up perfectly by the Classic Patriots Planet mantra:


~~~ You have no chance to survive, make your time ~~~


I say this to you:


my most fervant wish is for you all to GFY :spank:


I didn't ask for this twisted hellish existence you've forced upon me ROFL
 
RoadGrader said:
thanks everyone,

especially you & your Candy Striper reply bideau :rolleyes: :tongue:


there comes a time when a man must reflect on his life memories, his choices


one of those choices of mine was to join Patriots Planet


arriving here, an **INNOCENT**, this PLACE has MADE ME what I am today


a husk and hollowed-out shell of a body housing the brain of a pulsating, perverted young, dumb, full of super-charged bursting pool of come---what-may


now, as I experience this TWILIGHT PERIOD of MY LIFE summed up perfectly by the Classic Patriots Planet mantra:


~~~ You have no chance to survive, make your time ~~~


I say this to you:


my most fervant wish is for you all to GFY :spank:


I didn't ask for this twisted hellish existence you've forced upon me ROFL
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This makes me think of the first time any of us met you in real life. Let's just say that all of us thought you had gotten lost and was just asking for directions.

And we still have that bucket hat pic somewhere.

And nurses are always standing by in case you decide to take another face flop.
 
bideau said:
This makes me think of the first time any of us met you in real life. Let's just say that all of us thought you had gotten lost and was just asking for directions.

And we still have that bucket hat pic somewhere.

And nurses are always standing by in case you decide to take another face flop.
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Gall Dammit you!!



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wait......nevermind, bid --- thanks for my next SSI check :toast:
 
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