Boston Strip Clubs - A Small Rant

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I wanted to know what is the deal with strip clubs in Boston. I was up there recently on a business trip and decided that I needed to have some fun. I had some extra money to burn, so I though to myself - what the hell, why not see some titties?

Since I am not familiar to the area, I asked a few locals - ok, well - the bell hop at the hotel I was staying at, what the best strip club was around the immediate area. They told me to goto a place called Centerfolds.

After grabbing a taxi and telling the driver where I wanted to go, I finally arrived at my destination.

I would have to say the place looks very upscale and classy. The women were extremely hot and the bouncers were pretty friendly. I get 100 of these 'diamond dollars', and as I am about to use them, I am talking to a local next to me and he mentions that there's no friction involved in the lap dances. :mad: Well, now I was kind of pissed. What strip club doesn't allow friction?!?

Nevertheless, I got a couple of 'tease lap dances' and massages, left and felt like I was ripped off. I should have asked you guys first and of course, I paid for it.

So next time I am in the Boston area, any recommendations for an actual friction strip club?:high: Are there any, or do I have to goto a different state?
 
Yup, the strip clubs in BOSTON suck. You need to go to the suburbs to get the good stuff. Next time you are in Boston you need to head to either the Squire (in Revere), The Caberet (in Saugus), or The Golden Banana (in Peabody). Full nude, FULL GRIND, FULL TIME!!!!!!!!
 
Never understood strip clubs. It's like going to a restraunt, paying for a nice juicy steak, the waiter brings it out, puts it in front of me, but if I try to eat the steak, I get thrown out of the restraunt.

Also I just didn't get the appeal of paying a woman to pretend she likes me.
 
Yet another reason it's a damn shame FallingAlice doesn't post much anymore. :p
 
Just for the record, the Cabaret is not in Saugus, it is in Peabody.
 
sir_drinkalot said:
Just bring your laptop and watch porn. You control the friction and your wallet remains intact.
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On second thought, that would have been an option, but I would have rather wasted the money on some girl I met at a bar and try to bring her back to the hotel.
 
fusion99 said:
On second thought, that would have been an option, but I would have rather wasted the money on some girl I met at a bar and try to bring her back to the hotel.
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Always a classic. :D

http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=11122

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fusion99 said:
On second thought, that would have been an option, but I would have rather wasted the money on some girl I met at a bar and try to bring her back to the hotel.
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Would you leave her with the hotel bill if she didn't put out?:shrug:
 
fusion99 said:
I wanted to know what is the deal with strip clubs in Boston. I was up there recently on a business trip and decided that I needed to have some fun. I had some extra money to burn, so I though to myself - what the hell, why not see some titties?

Since I am not familiar to the area, I asked a few locals - ok, well - the bell hop at the hotel I was staying at, what the best strip club was around the immediate area. They told me to goto a place called Centerfolds.

After grabbing a taxi and telling the driver where I wanted to go, I finally arrived at my destination.

I would have to say the place looks very upscale and classy. The women were extremely hot and the bouncers were pretty friendly. I get 100 of these 'diamond dollars', and as I am about to use them, I am talking to a local next to me and he mentions that there's no friction involved in the lap dances. :mad: Well, now I was kind of pissed. What strip club doesn't allow friction?!?

Nevertheless, I got a couple of 'tease lap dances' and massages, left and felt like I was ripped off. I should have asked you guys first and of course, I paid for it.

So next time I am in the Boston area, any recommendations for an actual friction strip club?:high: Are there any, or do I have to goto a different state?
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I would just like to say that this IS A TRAVESTY!!!!!

HOW THE HELL IS THIS ICON OF THE PLANET ONLY GOT 1 GREEN REP PIP?????? [see graphic below]

HE BRINGS US THREADS ABOUT HOW HE CAN NEVER GET LAID -- EVER -- FOR OUR REVIEW WITH NO THOUGHT TO HIS OWN SENSE OF PRIDE AND YOU INGRATES CAN'T PAY HIM HIS DUE???

++POSREP++ THE SH*T OUT OF THIS LEGEND!! .....I DID :thumb::thumb:

:shake:
 
RoadGrader said:
I would just like to say that this IS A TRAVESTY!!!!!

HOW THE HELL IS THIS ICON OF THE PLANET ONLY GOT 1 GREEN REP PIP?????? [see graphic below]

HE BRINGS US THREADS ABOUT HOW HE CAN NEVER GET LAID -- EVER -- FOR OUR REVIEW WITH NO THOUGHT TO HIS OWN SENSE OF PRIDE AND YOU INGRATES CAN'T PAY HIM HIS DUE???

++POSREP++ THE SH*T OUT OF THIS LEGEND!! .....I DID :thumb::thumb:

:shake:
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I agree.... and pos-rep the shit out of the guy who told us about the chick with the ass that smelled like McDonald's cheeseburgers, too... :thumb:
 
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