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babalu87 on 02-04-2008 at 06:27 PM said:
BOU is a cvnt
Ran away crying but it was just a stunt
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Stunt it was not, BOU was pissed
500 threads about Bolt players dissed
Try to win like you've been there before
Instead of acting like you were spawn'd from whore.
 
Wow Bolts Own U Threadkiller's truly impressed
You're back to run smack? Wow, who would have guessed.
Why am I impressed you all may ask?
What BOU pulled off was no small task
He got you all riled up with riffs so corny and canned
I can't believe you all got bluffed by such a weak hand
Swiss cheese skills, holier than thou and so airy
Bolts, you float like an anvil and sting like a canary
I'm also impressed by the increased rapidity
With which you showed up this year (unlike last year's timidity)
Out of your mouth all week came mucho cocky humidity
And when the shit came down you were nowhere in the vicinity
After the debacle in San D you wouldn't come take your licks
It took you four days to admit your squad had flaccid dicks
Yet this year I see BOU's Johnny-on-the-spot
Bringing a spot on facsimile of what the Charger's have got
A lot of red hot talk from a perennial loser
To talk you have to win first or you're a long winded snoozer
And none of it hides the obvious fact
That when the chips were down your "star" sat in the back
"Ouchy wow, my knee hurts. Dingity-dang I'm steamed!
So I'll sulk on the bench and not support my team"
Your season ticket fees made that sad sack rich
It must suck when your boy is a total punk bitch
Faulk got his hammy torn and came back and made plays
Welker got knocked f*cking senseless and got up with no delays
Harrison ripped his shouder up and so did Gay
And Brady got knocked on his ass all day
But these guys (and Rivers too), they showed true grit
Unlike your mini-Darth Vader who didn't show us shit
So now Bolts, it's like what 50 years and counting?
The monkey's off your back because your earhole he's mounting
Every year you spit this is the year they go for it
A handful of playoff losses is all you've got to show for it
 
Threadkiller on 02-04-2008 at 06:34 PM said:
Wow Bolts Own U Threadkiller's truly impressed
You're back to run smack? Wow, who would have guessed.
Why am I impressed you all may ask?
What BOU pulled off was no small task
He got you all riled up with riffs so corny and canned
I can't believe you all got bluffed by such a weak hand
Swiss cheese skills, holier than thou and so airy
Bolts, you float like an anvil and sting like a canary
I'm also impressed by the increased rapidity
With which you showed up this year (unlike last year's timidity)
Out of your mouth all week came mucho cocky humidity
And when the shit came down you were nowhere in the vicinity
After the debacle in San D you wouldn't come take your licks
It took you four days to admit your squad had flaccid dicks
Yet this year I see BOU's Johnny-on-the-spot
Bringing a spot on facsimile of what the Charger's have got
A lot of red hot talk from a perennial loser
To talk you have to win first or you're a long winded snoozer
And none of it hides the obvious fact
That when the chips were down your "star" sat in the back
"Ouchy wow, my knee hurts. Dingity-dang I'm steamed!
So I'll sulk on the bench and not support my team"
Your season ticket fees made that sad sack rich
It must suck when your boy is a total punk bitch
Faulk got his hammy torn and came back and made plays
Welker got knocked f*cking senseless and got up with no delays
Harrison ripped his shouder up and so did Gay
And Brady got knocked on his ass all day
But these guys (and Rivers too), they showed true grit
Unlike your mini-Darth Vader who didn't show us shit
So now Bolts, it's like what 50 years and counting?
The monkey's off your back because your earhole he's mounting
Every year you spit this is the year they go for it
A handful of playoff losses is all you've got to show for it
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LOL in the Post season our Rivers has gone 2 and 2
In that same stretch the Pats are the same! What can ya do?
Both with the same number of rings to show for it
ZERO, but like a pimp, go back a few years so you can really whore it
Last year BOU was here to take his lumps
Gracious in losing, no excuses, just down in the dumps
We got along because you guys were good sports
Unlike this year, acting more like genital warts
One unsightly thread after another
Hell, you'd ****'em all, mother, sister, and brother
So BOU called it as he saw fit
He didn't think for a moment you'd give a shit
But your team is sliding while ours is ascending
Belicheck is gonna get it, ankle grabbing and bending.
 
Roses are red
violets are blue
You're a whiny two-faced d-bag
So f*** off BOU

Hey! That still rhymed! :thumb:
 
As usual his selective reading is shown
BOU skips over posts where he's totally pwned.
But that's ok we're all used to the schtick
It's his delusions of grandeur that get me so sick.
It's sad to see one who's mind is so lame
To think that his Bolts may still win the big game.
 
BoltsOwnU on 02-04-2008 at 09:41 PM said:
LOL in the Post season our Rivers has gone 2 and 2
In that same stretch the Pats are the same! What can ya do?
Both with the same number of rings to show for it
ZERO, but like a pimp, go back a few years so you can really whore it
Last year BOU was here to take his lumps
Gracious in losing, no excuses, just down in the dumps
We got along because you guys were good sports
Unlike this year, acting more like genital warts
One unsightly thread after another
Hell, you'd ****'em all, mother, sister, and brother
So BOU called it as he saw fit
He didn't think for a moment you'd give a shit
But your team is sliding while ours is ascending
Belicheck is gonna get it, ankle grabbing and bending.
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LOL, Rivers is 2 and 2
But the second two were laid on him by you-know-who
I'll give you credit for being right about this:
TK don't give a shit, a f*ck or a piss
It's true I'm no Miss Congeniality
But trolls + media = bunker mentality
I never came to your house and took a shit on the floor
If we're such genital warts then use the goddamn door
It's unfortunate, you've gone from distinguished visitor
to trolling, flame throwing, self-appointed inquisitor
Check the record Bolts I defended your honor
Last year when the Patriots Planet wrote you off as a goner
BOU used to mean: football, cocktails, females and humor
Now it's mostly invective, innuendo and rumor
 
Moebius on 02-04-2008 at 10:22 PM said:
As usual his selective reading is shown
BOU skips over posts where he's totally pwned.
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Haiku:

The lawyers orchard
Cherries of information
Picked only ad hoc
 
Threadkiller on 02-04-2008 at 07:26 PM said:
LOL, Rivers is 2 and 2
But the second two were laid on him by you-know-who
I'll give you credit for being right about this:
TK don't give a shit, a f*ck or a piss
It's true I'm no Miss Congeniality
But trolls + media = bunker mentality
I never came to your house and took a shit on the floor
If we're such genital warts then use the goddamn door
It's unfortunate, you've gone from distinguished visitor
to trolling, flame throwing, self-appointed inquisitor
Check the record Bolts I defended your honor
Last year when the Patriots Planet wrote you off as a goner
BOU used to mean: football, cocktails, females and humor
Now it's mostly invective, innuendo and rumor
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That his rhetoric changed that much is true
Soon shall return your friend BoltsOwnU
Even now he's not really flooring the gas
He's content to wait until his team kicks yours' ass
It was in your house that many chose to shit from their mouth
But perhaps a dose of humility will send that crap south
BOU doesn't actually like watching you guys suffer
But if it returns some to reality, then frankly, it's a welcome buffer.
:D
 
Enough with the sadness, misery and remorse!
When you fall off, damn it, get back on the horse!
BOU is licking his chops
the coming season is gonna be tops
The AFC is once again up for grabs
Pats, Colts, and Bolts will be throwing haymakers, not jabs
Why not look forward to doing it again
(not unlike round two with a young Sherilynn Fenn)
The Bolts are gonna give you a major run for your money
Sure if WE went undefeated, BOU would think that funny
Seriously gang you all need to chill
BOU knows this loss was a bitter pill
But the Pats are ROUTINELY in the hunt
Giving up on them now is like a first down punt!:cool:
 
Maybe this will help get a few of you to come on out. . .

Well at last the schedule is out and whaddya know?
The Pats will be getting beat in sunshine instead of snow
Its a bit early to waste a lot of time smacking
BOU can wait until for the trip out west, you'll all be packing
However, he'd like to give you some incentive to make the trip
Even if being there for your team's beat down seems a gyp
BOU would welcome you one and all
drinks in hand to watch some football
but if you don't want to come just for the game
why not come for the sun and pleasures, well, BOU can't name
Football isn't the only way to enjoy a Sunday in C. A.
Even in April, sunshine, swimming pools, and babes are just a moment away. . .
December2007271.jpg
 
BoltsOwnU said:
Well at last the schedule is out and whaddya know?
The Pats will be getting beat in sunshine instead of snow
Its a bit early to waste a lot of time smacking
BOU can wait until for the trip out west, you'll all be packing
However, he'd like to give you some incentive to make the trip
Even if being there for your team's beat down seems a gyp
BOU would welcome you one and all
drinks in hand to watch some football
but if you don't want to come just for the game
why not come for the sun and pleasures, well, BOU can't name
Football isn't the only way to enjoy a Sunday in C. A.
Even in April, sunshine, swimming pools, and babes are just a moment away. . .
December2007271.jpg
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Is that your bodacious babe on the right?
If so, for the eyes she's quite a delight.
The one on the left also ain't bad;
to have a fun weekend with her would be rad.
That pic would be perfect, if one change were made so;
the fat guy in the middle has just got to go.

:D
 
Charger Chant:

BOU get chicks with Nice Racks

Clap Clap...Clap Clap Clap

LDT is off the Tracks

Clap Clap...Clap Clap Clap

It's hard to win when the coach sucks to the Max

Clap Clap...Clap Clap Clap

Oh hell, losing to the Pats every year is just the Facts

Clap Clap...Clap Clap Clap
 
JD10367 said:
Is that your bodacious babe on the right?
If so, for the eyes she's quite a delight.
The one on the left also ain't bad;
to have a fun weekend with her would be rad.
That pic would be perfect, if one change were made so;
the fat guy in the middle has just got to go.

:D
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This? Funniest thing I read all day! +1 to you!
 
JD10367 said:
Is that your bodacious babe on the right?
If so, for the eyes she's quite a delight.
The one on the left also ain't bad;
to have a fun weekend with her would be rad.
That pic would be perfect, if one change were made so;
the fat guy in the middle has just got to go.

:D
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Fat guy in the middle?! BOU is crushed
Here he thought he was in shape or so the girls gushed
Uh oh, BOU is sifting through the pics of the day
Sees he was drinking wine, damn, that's pretty gay
Ah well, think of it this way, if it makes you feel better
if the chicks are fine and BOU is a getter
then you all ought to have luck with a meal of many courses
coming out to sample and plunder, all our natural resources.


yep, that's white wine alright. No wonder BOU can't find his "MAN" ID card, they must've pulled it. Next he'll be running to the market to buy tampax and will stop to ask for directions too.
December2007260.jpg
 
BoltsOwnU said:
yep, that's white wine alright. No wonder BOU can't find his "MAN" ID card, they must've pulled it. Next he'll be running to the market to buy tampax and will stop to ask for directions too.
December2007260.jpg
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Dude! I assume the lightning bolts ringing the right bicep are for the Chargers, but... WTF is that thing in the middle? Looks like an alien saying to his friends, "Yeah, and the human's penis was only THIS long, the poor guy!" :spock: ROFL
 
Not for nothing BOU, but 1985 called and they'd like their shorts back.
 
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