Charger Chants

[JD10367]

Yeah, uses it to say "you never call!":thwak:

Tell her you've been busy, then send her the pic of you with a chick on either side. ROFL

 

[BoltsOwnU]

Tell her you've been busy, then send her the pic of you with a chick on either side. ROFL

Why? she knows what BOU's sisters look like.

Now back to rhyming of brutal Charger might
instead of discussing Charger fans who aren't so slight
BOU is betting we'll see each other twice again this year
But even Patsfans must realize we are the team to fear
Sure you had our number in the AFC Champ's game
Of course, our QB, TE, and RB all pulled up lame
Don't worry, this isn't woulda shoulda coulda that's for certain
At full strength now, you'll leave our house bloodied and hurtin
At least beforehand you can run up your win column number
before we put your dreams of glory down for permanent slumber.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Is this what it's come to?

Really?

Didn't you guys learn your lesson from that absolutely pathetic "San Diego Super-Charger" BS?

Now weak rap?

 

[JD10367]

Why? she knows what BOU's sisters look like.

Now back to rhyming of brutal Charger might
instead of discussing Charger fans who aren't so slight
BOU is betting we'll see each other twice again this year
But even Patsfans must realize we are the team to fear
Sure you had our number in the AFC Champ's game
Of course, our QB, TE, and RB all pulled up lame
Don't worry, this isn't woulda shoulda coulda that's for certain
At full strength now, you'll leave our house bloodied and hurtin
At least beforehand you can run up your win column number
before we put your dreams of glory down for permanent slumber.

We'd be more upset at your little joke
If against the Giants we did not choke
With that great injustice, and feeling that pain
There's nothing to match it in San Diego's game
Even if you beat us, the worst has been done
Since our team just finished up 18 and #*%*ing one
But at least having three Lombardis this decade
Our restful sleep at night it can aid
Unlike Charger fans who've been screwed beyond belief
The indignities... Marty, Norv, Ryan Leaf ROFL
And as "team to fear" it's hard for the Pats to quake
When their personal b*tches the Chargers they make
Now, if you were the Broncos or you were the Colts
Now THERE are two teams we fear more than the Bolts
The bottom line on the Chargers has been very plain
Their players--like their fans--sure talk a good game
But beat us when it counts in even ONE try
Until then, your taunts, well they just don't fly.

 

[BoltsOwnU]

Is this what it's come to?

Really?

Didn't you guys learn your lesson from that absolutely pathetic "San Diego Super-Charger" BS?

Now weak rap?

Weak is bringing this dry beav to a rhyming thread
The obvious just doesn't get through to the brain dead
Really? Is that the best you can muster?
Sarcasm that feeble is worse than bluster
Save that bit for Seth on SNL
Watching that show may help you cope with coming hell
the Pats are headed for a let down season
that they just aren't as good now, is but one reason
For now, BOU will refrain from getting in his licks
But you heard it here first, you'll be lucky at 10 and 6.

 

[O.Z.O.]

C'mon man, don't be a tool,
Over the Pats' success Bolt fans drool,
I look to the future, bright it appears,
The Pats' roll will continue for many more years,
I'll give your boys credit, Rivers surprised me,
Seems to be a lot tougher then I originally thought him to be,
Not that it will matter, for in the future forseeable,
The Pats' will continue to make his life on the field disagreeable,
Tell me this, I just have to know,
The next time they play, will Complainian show?
Or like a bitch on the sidelines will he again sulk and cry,
Watching yet another great opportunity pass by.

10-6 say you, and sure, it COULD happen,
but if one of those 10 is the Bolts, it'll shut down your flappin'
Our offense will again challenge records for scoring,
while an improved, younger defense will make games lopsided and boring

 

[BoltsOwnU]

All of you knew this time would come
Some lyrical punishment, BOU's givin' some
For the most part he's sat back and watched
Enjoying a Pat's offseason that's been surely botched
Holes everywhere on a squad ripe for losses
of their own destiny, no longer the bosses
This season the only gift they'll get
is their stadium name changed to Geritol from Gilette
The time has come for the Bolts to take their ring
Maybe even then you'll hear BoltsOwnU sing
First you've just got to get past the Chiefs of Kansas City
BOU'll be here after you grab ankles for a team that sh!tty.

 

[Brownfan80]

All of you knew this time would come
Some lyrical punishment, BOU's givin' some
For the most part he's sat back and watched
Enjoying a Pat's offseason that's been surely botched
Holes everywhere on a squad ripe for losses
of their own destiny, no longer the bosses
This season the only gift they'll get
is their stadium name changed to Geritol from Gilette
The time has come for the Bolts to take their ring
Maybe even then you'll hear BoltsOwnU sing
First you've just got to get past the Chiefs of Kansas City
BOU'll be here after you grab ankles for a team that sh!tty.

:donkeys::kisss::shrug:

 

[BoltsOwnU]

:donkeys::kisss::shrug:

Oh if you want, BOU could get specific
talking about dope smokin' and other behavior horrific
How bout that bust of a wide receiver?
Wasn't he supposed to slice and dice like a Cutco cleaver?
Or your fearless leader with the broken foot
For his poor play, the blame there you'll put
18 and 1 is in the distant past
Now it's time to finish not first but last.
Sure the Bolts will pound you into submission
After all we're pounding the road to perdition
But we'll just be one team of many thumping your hide
And sending the Pats on their multi-season slide
This week is just the beginning
when at 1 and 0, Kansas City gets a rare taste of winning.

 

[Claremonster]

Oh, for ****'s sake
how much more do we have to take?
why do I subject myself to this crap?
And read all of this weak-ass rap?
Can't we find a better way
to relate the things we want to say?
Cuz in real life if someone talked in prose
They'd probably get punched right in the nose
So, try something different if you've time to waste
Oh... hey BOU... how's my ass taste?

 

[BoltsOwnU]

Not to stray off topic but let's talk about ILF's
Now that we've got a candidate for VPILF
Sure maybe Stingley is thinking about that guy Biden
But for the bulk of us here, its the Alaskan biscuit we'd be ridin'
Of course there are other ILFs that grab attention
For instance the PPILF's that so often here enjoy mention
VYF, TBROWNS, MUSE and the rest
Drive all the boys crazy with mention of their chest(s)
And of course all the jollies threads and talk of bewbies
Make it clear that to men here, women are finer than rubies
What to call them, BCILF perhaps?
Bikini Clad gals make for great afternoon naps
Or perhaps AILF's might draw the most anticipation
Some of the avatars here are indeed best in the nation
Well for BOU and these acronyms he just out of luck
Since attempts like VPBOULF, PPBOULF, BCBOULF and ABOULF just plain suck.

 

[RoadGrader]

All of you knew this time would come
Some lyrical punishment, BOU's givin' some
For the most part he's sat back and watched
Enjoying a Pat's offseason that's been surely botched
Holes everywhere on a squad ripe for losses
of their own destiny, no longer the bosses
This season the only gift they'll get
is their stadium name changed to Geritol from Gilette
The time has come for the Bolts to take their ring
Maybe even then you'll hear BoltsOwnU sing
First you've just got to get past the Chiefs of Kansas City
BOU'll be here after you grab ankles for a team that sh!tty.

I read this stuff and you leave me no doubtin'
That after a few Charger games yoursef will be poutin'
A guy with your acumen should start that whole rhyme all over again
Do lunch with your Hollywood bunch so to relax with white wine to regain
Your Muse over a nice plate of arugala, some fruit and a quiche lorraine
Take out all the Pats trashtalkin' in that there, you louse
Give up that shit you be smokin' in lieu of $$ for reppin' Amy Winehouse

 

[Fully Tilted]

BOU is #2 to Fully Tilted's #1
That's Right
It's the Return of the Prodigal Son
My rhymes are about as rare as a SD playoff win
Or as dope as BOU's penis is thin
The million dollar question is apparent to all
Are you gonna bitch like a little girl again when the Chargers fall?
Do we have to put up with another lame ass post?
Telling us all off and where you'd like to see us stick our rings most?
Or will you finally pay respect where respect is due?
Come bow to the master son
The force is just not that strong with you

 

[BoltsOwnU]

Oh, for ****'s sake
how much more do we have to take?
why do I subject myself to this crap?
And read all of this weak-ass rap?
Can't we find a better way
to relate the things we want to say?
Cuz in real life if someone talked in prose
They'd probably get punched right in the nose
So, try something different if you've time to waste
Oh... hey BOU... how's my ass taste?

BOU isn't sure just how that would taste
No doubt the lingering flavor of TommyD240's salty man-paste
Even so you get props for the effort you brought
It's always good engagement that here is sought
Talking in prose for some might cause their hiny to pucker
But this is online so I'd say take a chance on it sucker
Just don't get it twisted with all your online rappins

 

[raven]

At last it’s the start of football season
BOU brings the rhyme, Pats fans bring the reason
Both teams cruising towards the October showdown
Let’s check the schedule and get the lowdown
Chiefs, Panthers, Fish all poised to fail
No wins for them, NFL’s betters will prevail
What of the Jets, who is the quarterback?
Lord Favre, he’ll be throwing picks, taking sacks
Bolts face Donkeys and Faiders, the jest of the West
While Pats travel coast to coast twice to prove who is the best
First the 49ers get crushed under a Northeastern boot heel
Home again, West again for a test of the real deal
Brady plants a bionic foot, throws TD after TD
Tomlinson stymied, Rivers stopped by an “old” D
Setting the stage for a championship bout?
The Pats will be there, of that I have no doubt
Will the Chargers? Spirits crushed at home again
Could be enough for a team wide tailspin
Time will tell as we see which team will get it done
For today I say, let’s celebrate week one

 

[Claremonster]

BOU isn't sure just how that would taste
No doubt the lingering flavor of TommyD240's salty man-paste
Even so you get props for the effort you brought
It's always good engagement that here is sought
Talking in prose for some might cause their hiny to pucker
But this is online so I'd say take a chance on it sucker
Just don't get it twisted with all your online rappins

 

[BoltsOwnU]

For something different let's rap about Palin
Against a lot of Dems that girl's been railin'
Her lips are movin' but my mind is already bailin'
In the polls, she may be the one tailin'
But she's the one candidate BOU'd be nailin'
In so many ways, BOU they'd be jailin'

 

[dropKickMurphy]

For something different let's rap about Palin
Against a lot of Dems that girl's been railin'
Her lips are movin' but my mind is already bailin'
In the polls, she may be the one tailin'
But she's the one candidate BOU'd be nailin'
In so many ways, BOU they'd be jailin'

BOU f*cked Sarah Palin
(she's hot as a pistol)
Now he's in for a jailin'
Cos then he did Bristol

 

[groganfan]

For something different let's rap about Palin
Against a lot of Dems that girl's been railin'
Her lips are movin' but my mind is already bailin'
In the polls, she may be the one tailin'
But she's the one candidate BOU'd be nailin'
In so many ways, BOU they'd be jailin'

hey i coined the phrase, "i should be nailin' palin" on here but i can't remember which thread. :bhump:

 

[TommyD420]

For something different let's rap about Palin
Against a lot of Dems that girl's been railin'
Her lips are movin' but my mind is already bailin'
In the polls, she may be the one tailin'
But she's the one candidate BOU'd be nailin'
In so many ways, BOU they'd be jailin'

I dunno if it's Classy BOU they'd be jailin'
But against the Patriots, the Chargers be failin'
Their "window of opportunity" ship, it be sailin'
LDT with his helmet on like it's hailin'
The end of games in the playoffs; trailin'
Bolts Fans off the bandwagon, they'll all be bailin'
Then Classy BOU come back to talk; he inhalin'
Get my name out your mouth Classy BOU, did ya hear?
The Patriots beat the Chargers 3 times in the last year.