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jaric said:
Well in Jaric's mind BOU is actually the enourmous asian guy in his avatar from the bruce lee movie.

So yeah, I imagine that people aren't lining up the be rude.
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Does that mean I look like a pink ribbon?
 
tommysgirl said:
wuv I miss Meg.
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Oh my god people can we get back on track?!?
Polluting this thread with non-rhyme is just plain whack
BOU's been handing out Pats support left and right
Hoping you'll give Denver a brutal dose of Patriot might
Either chime in with a verse or maybe some haiku
this is the thread where you channel the poet in you
Come up with something about smashing Cutler, Jay
It's up to the Pats to make that dorky egomaniac pay
BOU wants a pound of Denver flesh
after getting Hochulied there (yeah, that's old not fresh)
But enough salting this thread with random bits
Save it for all the threads about girls and their t--ts!
 
"Chargers fans can root for the Pats over the Broncos to their hearts content
I'll still root for their team plane to take a header into the cement"

How's that?
 
RavenB is here to try her best
To put the angst in this thread to rest
BOU has mellowed she thinks it’s true
Seems his outlook is turning bright powder blue
The Raven she likes his tendency to rhyme
Just like LdT’s propensity for whine :eek:
There’s a little bit of smack for our other shark
DS that would be, much hate and no snark
Tis tough to smack on the Bolts after a Pats loss
Like trying to clean your teeth without dental floss
For the lawyers that are here, the Raven says done
Closing arguments are made, the case has been won
She has appointed herself judge and jury, no hearsay
And won this thread easily, no testimony will sway
Her opinion wins - this thread must never be closed
Raconteurs and wordsmiths like a smack talk repose
To ply your trade here is an honor she says
The clown lets us rhyme as we will without fray
It’s a new football Sunday, let’s put the past to rest
Bolts must beat the Bills, Pats vs Denver a test
On Monday Night Football Pats fans hope to see
A beat down of their nemesis, the hated Donkeys
The verdict is in, my case has been won
Don’t appeal this case, the clown has a stun gun!
 
It makes me feel dirty to root for the Chargers
To cheer for the Classies? Nothing could be harder
But the Bills have the lead and the Pats seem week
And to win the division is Goal One they seek
It'd be nice to have the Bolts lose, 'cause at the end
I fear they'll be there, their playoff spot to defend
But if the Pats don't make the tourney, it's a moot point
So at 1:00 I'll be hoping SD silences the joint
In return, we'll be happy to give Denver a beating
Especially since historically they win the meeting
I'll never forgive them for the National Guard
And the Mile High advantage, the opponent breathing hard
The stupid fans chanting "IN-COM-PLETE!" in between passes
I'm sure it's a fine city, but those fans are asses
So on this Sunday, our goals meet towards one end,
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend."
We'll root for the Chargers, you root for the Pats,
And on Tuesday we'll go back to wearing our old hats.
 
Chargers and Bills are slugging it out
But for all of the fans, the score's in doubt
Because Ralph Wilson stadium is a sh*thole
and apparently someone struck an electrical pole, LOL
 
JD10367 said:
Chargers and Bills are slugging it out
But for all of the fans, the score's in doubt
Because Ralph Wilson stadium is a sh*thole
and apparently someone struck an electrical pole, LOL
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ROFL

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Patriots4ever said:
ROFL

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Really, that stadium's a joke, a concrete bowl
An unflattering dismal personality-less hole
Reminds me a lot of the old home of the Pats
A place fit only for roaches and rats
If Buffalo wasn't such a struggling town
They'd be able to keep their team around
But in search of a better place to play
This time next year, "Toronto Bills" we'll probably say. :shrug:
 
Hey! Someone put the plug back into the wall! ROFL
 
...aaand, two minutes before the half, someone kicked the plug out again. ROFL
 
Buffalo football stadium. Wiring epic fail. ROFL

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