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I once knew a man named BOU
Who Came to the Planet to toss us a few
His team lost some games
He was never the same
And then he said "I guess I'm through"
 
No way, no how is BOU through
What I say is as fo real as it be fo true
The Boy has gone thru much this past year
And while he has more reason than most to be absent of cheer
He will be back with a vengeance this much is clear
BOU has this thread -- a work of genius to maintain
So we're not all stuck w/ Jammer, a guy I disdain
Because he can't rhyme for sh*t not to mention predict a sports winner
If we bet every one of his picks we would not have $$ for even a TV dinner
Nay, nay I say, we hold out some hope
That BOU will steel himself, find a way to cope
And come back here with purpose, a man re-born
Telling tales of him now working in LA porn and him sportin' a Big Horn
To toot loudly and proudly that he is not defeated
Even though his Bolts look like they have seriously retreated
We will understand his ardor because like us he's just a fan
It's not his fault the Head Coach shows nothing there on his brain scan
 
The Bolts season may come to a screeching halt
Losing Merriman may well be a study in gestalt
Maybe against Tampa we can hold it together
But inconsistency this season a storm we could not weather
Hats off to a resilient Patriot team
Cassell stepped in to pursue his dream
Though I hope we might meet after next week
the outlook for that is pretty damn bleak
Have to admit it's pretty darn funny
that against you and the Jets we played so money
But against the sorry Bills and the surprising Fins
we gave up what could have been two more wins
This is a season that just makes one wonder
Was the hiring of Norv a deadly blunder?


(The answer to this is "no" BOU thinks).
 
BOU have no fear
the end will soon be near
yes, in all probability it will end with no playoffs for the Superchargers
but we've all seen stranger things nearther and farther
the donkeys are a fraudulent team that blows, that is for sure
and have no right to be representing the AFC west in the tour(Nament)
Yes, its true the Bolts have had some crappy luck in the form of Ed Hocchulie
as well as Shawn Merrimans Injury
But just hope that your bolts bring their top game this week and next
and MAYBE....just maybe.....they will capture the AFC west
After that? Who knows...who really cares?
At least you'll have gotten revenge for the Ed Hocchuli Gift-wrapped nightmare!
 
Alas, I think it's clear that Norv sucks ass
For your team has disintegrated, without class
Losing just one guy should not make that so
Thus, I blame your coaching... their attitude must blow
Things filter down from the top, and there's a good reason
Why Norv's never seen much of the playoff season
But for your Chargers, hope still remains
Even though there are only two more games
Because the AFC is a free-for-fall
And the Broncos suck big giant donkey balls
 
Now that BOU has set up his karmic balance
Here's a lyrical one-handed pushup a la Jack Palance
Just you watch the Bolts start their journey
on their way to dominating the post-season tourney
Denver is a joke that will gack it to the Bills
After the Bolts blow up the Bucs for more than just thrills
Crushing Denver at home to take the division?
That's a brutal one-sided collision
You heard it here first folks that much is true
We'll leave every team we face black and blue
How could you think BOU had really given up hope?
Do he think we're done?! That's a big NOPE
Rivers, LT, Dielman and Cromartie
are on their way to hoisting the Lombardi

:jester:
 
Last year you had remnants of Schottie's team
This year all Norv, should make you scream
Last year I told you to book 8-8
I was wrong, but hey, just wait
Only off by a year was O.Z.O.
He told you how under Norv you would blow
You lost a linbacker, big hairy ass deal
The first game this season the Chiefs made Brady squeal
In that sorry excuse that is the AFC West
Your offensive talent should still be the best
Rivers, though a punk, has developed quite well
However, LdT's game is really starting to smell
Take heart BOU, I don't believe
To the Super Bowl Pats fans should cleave
However this I will say, as God is my witness
In this league it's coaching, and ol' Norv is witless!
 
Apparently, Chargers fans smoke crack
If they think they can still talk smack
About their team hoisting the Lombardi
And having themselves a Super Bowl party
Their team has even less hope than the Pats
If they think their players will be wearing Division Championship hats
The only thing more pathetic than that vision
Is the fact that, if they win that putrid division
It'll be with a pathetic 8 and 8 record at most
Yet a playoff game THEY'LL still host
While our Pats would have to go on the road...
Something about this whole deal smells like a load :mad:
 
JD10367 said:
Apparently, Chargers fans smoke crack
If they think they can still talk smack
About their team hoisting the Lombardi
And having themselves a Super Bowl party
Their team has even less hope than the Pats
If they think their players will be wearing Division Championship hats
The only thing more pathetic than that vision
Is the fact that, if they win that putrid division
It'll be with a pathetic 8 and 8 record at most
Yet a playoff game THEY'LL still host
While our Pats would have to go on the road...
Something about this whole deal smells like a load :mad:
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8 and 8 smells like a load? more like peachy
BOU will leave to you those spills that smell bleachy
Denver sucks butt, none can dispute
mathematically our playoff hopes still compute
Maybe the Pats to Diego will come back out
for a repeat of that week six brutal rout
but BOU isn't here to slap the pats
just to predict the Bolts as championship cats
lest any of you people think he's lost a bit of faith
simply because BOU's been busy and absent, a virtual wraith.
 
Well well well just when you counted us out
To Tampa we went and put up a rout
Then as expected Denver choked at home
All over Invesco it seem'd did Buffalo roam
Now our postseason begins a week sooner
A date with Denver sweeter than a steamy afternooner
The Bolts are just now getting up to speed
On the rest of the conference now, the Bolts are ready to feed.
 
PatsFan09* said:
BOU, let's not pretend that an 8-8 record and backing into the playoffs is anything to be proud of, please. Pathetic division you're a part of.
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BOU might smell the stuff you're slinging
If you could phrase it in verse or singing
Sad division and records matter naught
Once in the post-season new battles are fought
If you win it all, then you are the best
Or should BOU remind you of the 18-1 team that failed that test?
 
BoltsOwnU said:
BOU might smell the stuff you're slinging
If you could phrase it in verse or singing
Sad division and records matter naught
One in the post-season new battles are fought
If you win it all, then you are the best
Or should BOU remind you of the 18-1 team that failed that test?
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:mad: rhymes with :thwak:
 
tommysgirl said:
:mad: rhymes with :thwak:
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BOU made a fair point you cannot dispute
It's a plain truth none would refute
Sorry to illustrate in a way that stings
Sometimes the pain is what BOU brings
Just don't get the idea he's hatin'
when he points out some guy who's perpetratin'
Cluttering up his thread with whiny one-liners
As if the Bolts are as bad as those ghey 49'ers
We're getting payback for a lot of bad fortune
Next week it's Denver up for a torchin'.
 
tommysgirl said:
I suck at rhyming
I'm really a slouch
But if you keep saying 18-1
I'll punch you in the mouth.

:kisss:
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Sucking and rhyming might go hand-in-hand
Depending on conditions, a punch from you might be grand
Quick and dirty you joined the fray
maybe stir up the boys here along the way
Look at your style and choice of words with civility
"I suck" and "mouth" within close proximity
Soon they'll be asking for pics of your bewbies
You'll tell them that comes at a price far beyond rubies.:D
But the effort and quality was surely great
For impact and brevity, BOU'd give you an 8.:peace:
 
BOU, it is much of my respect that you have
For a very tactful and unique style which is quite Fab
But I gotta Agree with Tommysgirl on this one
When I say it's best for you to hide and/or run
Instead of picking at our fresh 18-1 wounds,
Can't you illustrate your point without pointing directly to our day of doom?
Because no matter where you may roam
Whether it may be Australia or at home
A Pissed of PP'er like me will hunt you down
and surely turn that shit-eating grin of yours into a frown!
So yes, Enjoy payback and revenge for your bolts this coming Sunday
As I am quite sure the Donkeys will blow it again in more than one way
However, there is nothing to be be proud of when your team backed in at 8-8
Due solely to a horrible division whose horrid stench holds a great weight
Wouldnt it be a great thing
if your Bolts and my Pats met in the first round of the playoffs for a fling?
 
Mr. Happy Sock said:
BOU, it is much of my respect that you have
For a very tactful and unique style which is quite Fab
But I gotta Agree with Tommysgirl on this one
When I say it's best for you to hide and/or run
Instead of picking at our fresh 18-1 wounds,
Can't you illustrate your point without pointing directly to our day of doom?
Because no matter where you may roam
Whether it may be Australia or at home
A Pissed of PP'er like me will hunt you down
and surely turn that shit-eating grin of yours into a frown!
So yes, Enjoy payback and revenge for your bolts this coming Sunday
As I am quite sure the Donkeys will blow it again in more than one way
However, there is nothing to be be proud of when your team backed in at 8-8
Due solely to a horrible division whose horrid stench holds a great weight
Wouldnt it be a great thing
if your Bolts and my Pats met in the first round of the playoffs for a fling?
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To see the Pats again we'd be quite thrilled
Especially a repeat of last game where you got killed
BOU wasn't really trying to open old sorrow
It was THE perfect illustration for his point to borrow
Our division may suck, that much is certain
But as a fan of a team we destroyed, your act should get the curtain
The AFC East has been a joke for several years
Only this season does more than one team in it cause many fears
The post season is an animal unto itself
What you did before, just put on the shelf.

Nice work by the way:thumb:
 
BoltsOwnU said:
To see the Pats again we'd be quite thrilled
Especially a repeat of last game where you got killed
BOU wasn't really trying to open old sorrow
It was THE perfect illustration for his point to borrow
Our division may suck, that much is certain
But as a fan of a team we destroyed, your act should get the curtain
The AFC East has been a joke for several years
Only this season does more than one team in it cause many fears
The post season is an animal unto itself
What you did before, just put on the shelf.

Nice work by the way:thumb:
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Hey BOU, I would bet everything I got that the Colts don't want to see your boys again. They own Denver. You own Indy & they know it.
 
BOU disappears when things go badly
Comes back when things go gladly
 
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