Clemens to Be Indicted for Perjury..

[tehrick67]

This idiot really screwed himself.


http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/20/sports/baseball/20clemens.html?_r=1

Federal authorities have decided to indict Roger Clemens on charges of making false statements to Congress about his use of performance-enhancing drugs, according to two people briefed on the matter.


An announcement is expected later today.

The indictment comes nearly two and half years after Clemens and his former trainer Brian McNamee testified under oath at a hearing before the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform, directly contradicting each other about whether Clemens had used the banned substances.

The committee held the hearing in February 2008, just two months after McNamee first tied Clemens to the use of the substances in George J. Mitchell’s report on the use of performance-enhancing drugs in baseball. After Mitchell released the report, Clemens launched an attack on McNamee, saying he made up the allegations.

Federal authorities had McNamee cooperate with federal authorities in 2008 to avoid charging him with steroid distribution.

 

[tommysgirl]

Awe.Sum.

 

[babalu87]

So is this going to be like Bonds and 5 years later nothing happens?

 

[Dwight Schrute]

So is this going to be like Bonds and 5 years later nothing happens?

I don't know about that one. Don't they have a syringe with Clemens DNA and 'roids/HGH init?

 

[3 Point Stan]

Awe, that's a shame.

 

[dchester]

So is this going to be like Bonds and 5 years later nothing happens?

Come on now. They don't put people in jail for rubbing linseed oil on their elbows. It was just an amazing coincidence that he put on 75 pounds of muscle right after that.

 

[tehrick67]

Come on now. They don't put people in jail for rubbing linseed oil on their elbows. It was just an amazing coincidence that he put on 75 pounds of muscle right after that.

And his head changed shapes.

 

[foley11]

Come on now. They don't put people in jail for rubbing linseed oil on their elbows. It was just an amazing coincidence that he put on 75 pounds of muscle right after that.

And his head changed shapes.

None of that even matters-just don't lie about it after you have been sworn in in front of the grand jury and you should stay jailtime free.

Can't tell me Kenny Powers isn't modeled a little bit after this dickhead.

 

[fulltilt]

Why these morons don't just say yeah I did it..where else was I gonna get paid that dough for playing a game?
Now tell me Congressman, after your done getting your TV hand job, what are your plans that will actually help the country out of this mess we're in? Anything? Anything at all? *crickets*

 

[Patriots44]

I hope Clemens ends up in jail bent over in the laundry room taking a "high hard one" from some big old convicts. Clemens is such a douche.

 

[Maxjax]

So the pitcher will soon be a catcher... nice!

Seriously, I hope some dude named "Tank" teaches him the prison version of the split finger. Clemens is a world-class asshole.