"...Little Miss Paahdon My Tits. I'm sorry Dex, but she is gross. And pale. And no one's pale in Miami. She iss obviously a vampire. A gross, English, titty vampire."
"You just described the perfect woman."
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I love the dialogue and inner-dialogue throughout the show. It's fantastic.
"Needless to say I have some unusual habits, yet all these socially acceptable people can't wait to pick up hammers and smash their food to bits. Normal people are so hostile"
"There's something strange and disarming about looking at a homicide scene in the daylight of Miami. It makes the most grotesque killings look staged, like you're in a new and daring section of Disney World: Dahmerland!"
"She's the only person in the world who loves me. I think that's nice. I don't have feeling about anything, but if I could have feelings at all, I'd have them for Deb."
"Rita's ex-hubby, the crack addict, repeatedly raped her, knocked her around. Ever since then she's been completely uninterested in sex. That works for me!"
"The problem with eating and driving, which I love to do, is not being able to have my hands on the wheel at the 10 and 2 position. It's a matter of public safety."
"I can kill a man, dismember his body, and be home in time for Letterman. But knowing what to say when my girlfriend's feeling insecure... I'm totally lost."
"Human bonds always lead to messy complications. Commitment. Sharing. Driving people to the airport."