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What to do?
This is happening in real time. Your attention to this matter is considered urgent and necessary.
Pole to follow...
It depends...is she hot?
What to do?
This is happening in real time. Your attention to this matter is considered urgent and necessary.
Pole to follow...
It depends...is she hot?
If (and only if) she's wicked hot, I might advise you to consider the parking lot bj
Got a parking lot bj last night. Not from a drug addled waitress but by an a great chick. Living my best life.
I realize you couldn't just snap a photo of her and post it here, but some detail might've been helpful.
Hawg73 said:No offense, but how do we really know you weren't imagining/exaggerating?
I suppose you'll have to take me at my word relative to the lack of any history supporting the notion I would do so.
True, you don't seem like a bullshit artist, but sometimes shit happens.
For instance, I was at a restaraunt/cigar bar in Florida a few years back with my wife and another couple. We were enjoying a post-meal smoke and a college-age nice-looking girl who was quite drunk approaches me.
She explains that she wanted to know if it was OK to give me a kiss and her friends had dared her to go for it. Right in front of my wife who was rolling her eyes as in "oh, really?"
I, of course, assumed that my mature pheremones had simply overwhelmed her from across the bar even though I was old enough to be her Father (at least) and the girl was helpless to resist my charms. So, we kissed.
Feeling pretty studly about myself, she thanked me and went on to say that the aroma of my cigar had reminded her very much of her late Grandpa and she missed him terribly.
(cue erection quickly disappearing sound effect)
Everybody laughed like hell, but I'm sure your circumstance was quite different. Probably.
True, you don't seem like a bullshit artist, but sometimes shit happens.
For instance, I was at a restaraunt/cigar bar in Florida a few years back with my wife and another couple. We were enjoying a post-meal smoke and a college-age nice-looking girl who was quite drunk approaches me.
She explains that she wanted to know if it was OK to give me a kiss and her friends had dared her to go for it. Right in front of my wife who was rolling her eyes as in "oh, really?"
I, of course, assumed that my mature pheremones had simply overwhelmed her from across the bar even though I was old enough to be her Father (at least) and the girl was helpless to resist my charms. So, we kissed.
Feeling pretty studly about myself, she thanked me and went on to say that the aroma of my cigar had reminded her very much of her late Grandpa and she missed him terribly.
(cue erection quickly disappearing sound effect)
Everybody laughed like hell, but I'm sure your circumstance was quite different. Probably.
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/_asNhzXq72w" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>True, you don't seem like a bullshit artist, but sometimes shit happens.
For instance, I was at a restaraunt/cigar bar in Florida a few years back with my wife and another couple. We were enjoying a post-meal smoke and a college-age nice-looking girl who was quite drunk approaches me.
She explains that she wanted to know if it was OK to give me a kiss and her friends had dared her to go for it. Right in front of my wife who was rolling her eyes as in "oh, really?"
I, of course, assumed that my mature pheremones had simply overwhelmed her from across the bar even though I was old enough to be her Father (at least) and the girl was helpless to resist my charms. So, we kissed.
Feeling pretty studly about myself, she thanked me and went on to say that the aroma of my cigar had reminded her very much of her late Grandpa and she missed him terribly.
(cue erection quickly disappearing sound effect)
Everybody laughed like hell, but I'm sure your circumstance was quite different. Probably.
What to do?
This is happening in real time. Your attention to this matter is considered urgent and necessary.
Pole to follow...
So what happened?
depends what she looks like :Coffee:
EDIT - is it just me or is "coffee guy" not working?
You bumped this thread? :shrug_n:
Uh huh
You've become quite the posting whore lately
So what happened?
Post #17.
WHO'S READY FOR SOME COLLEGE FOOSBALL!