HELP! My Waitress Is On Drugs & She's Hitting On Me

[tehmackdaddy]

What to do?

This is happening in real time. Your attention to this matter is considered urgent and necessary.

Pole to follow...

 

[Patriots44]

depends what she looks like :Coffee:




EDIT - is it just me or is "coffee guy" not working?

 

[bideau]

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[subroc]

If a "pole" to follow, I guess you already made your decision and the deed is done?

 

[tehmackdaddy]

If a "pole" to follow, I guess you already made your decision and the deed is done?

Silly no06.

 

[BostonTim]

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And my ability to contribute here IUWOP.

XCheers

 

[tehmackdaddy]

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There's a pole option for that. You should click it.

 

[Hogfarmer]

I went with the parking lot BJ . Those are usually safe.

Question though: does she have a mouth full of teeth?

 

[tehmackdaddy]

I went with the parking lot BJ . Those are usually safe.

Question though: does she have a mouth full of teeth?

Yes, but I might get AIDS just from looking at them. :shrug:

 

[tehmackdaddy]

depends what she looks like :Coffee:




EDIT - is it just me or is "coffee guy" not working?

You capitalized the "c".

The real question is: should I capitalize on this potentially precarious situation?

 

[tehmackdaddy]

The Planet has failed me.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

I went with the parking lot BJ . Those are usually safe.

Question though: does she have a mouth full of teeth?

Good lord.

McRibs.

Questionable dentistry.

Picture is painting itself.

 

[Patriots44]

You capitalized the "c".

The real question is: should I capitalize on this potentially precarious situation?

Ah-ha! wow, I have typed that a million times and never previously capitalized the C

so, what ended up happening? I too would have voted parking lot BJ if she was passable. if she is a waitress on drugs she has probably exchanged a BJ for drug money more then a few times.

 

[AnOldTroll]

I miss Jaric.

Anyway this can't be the 1st time TMD. Do what you always do.

 

[chevss454]

If she's that loose & hard up for drug money even Pig wouldn't touch her.
This is a no-brainer. Run, don't walk, out of there.

 

[Hogfarmer]

Good lord.

McRibs.

Questionable dentistry.

Picture is painting itself.

 

[tehmackdaddy]

so, what ended up happening?

I left when she dropped a tray of plates. Hygeinically, it was the right call.

 

[Hawg73]

I left when she dropped a tray of plates. Hygeinically, it was the right call.

Possibly correct, but for us you should have stuck around.

The main thing is-- we get bored.

For instance, you stated "she was hitting on you". The poll was very thorough and thoughtful, but I, for one, would have been interested to know how she was doing so.

Licked her lips seductively?

Double entendres?

Showed you her snapchat pics?

No offense, but how do we really know you weren't imagining/exaggerating?

I realize you couldn't just snap a photo of her and post it here, but some detail might've been helpful.

 

[patfan64]

If she's that loose & hard up for drug money even Pig wouldn't touch her.
This is a no-brainer. Run, don't walk, out of there.

Does this woman even exist?

 

[imapig]

What no fisting option?