Hooray for my penis!

[Brownfan80]

It has put in me into a few questionable decisions (Read: vaginas) lately (well, the booze did aid and abet that action), but luckily for me my bloodwork now confirms that those questionable decisions did not end me up with a life altering alphabetical malady. I am both relieved and thankful. I have learned from my errors (do not drink beer and then go home with bar sluts) and hope to never again have to worry about the alphabetical properties of my blood.

Can I get a hip-hip-hooray for my man junk here, though? Clean as a whistle!

 

[tehrick67]

You were banging bar sluts without a rain coat?

 

[harrisonhits]

<<
and hope to never again have to worry about the alphabetical properties of my blood
>>

They're called condoms. You might want to find out about them, then you can have your fun and no blood test needed.

 

[Pyxis]

Very happy for you, my man. Put a helmet on the soldier next time.

 

[mikiemo83]

make that "as clean as a willy whistle?"

 

[Brownfan80]

You were banging bar sluts without a rain coat?

No, but I am vigorous and twice the raincoat.. broke. And I am vigorous so I didn't notice.

 

[Brownfan80]

Very happy for you, my man. Put a helmet on the soldier next time.

I just need to buy the super thick ones I guess. :bhump:

 

[Claremonster]

Monogamy.

 

[mikiemo83]

No, but I am vigorous and twice the raincoat.. broke. And I am vigorous so I didn't notice.

stop using saran wrap

 

[Brownfan80]

<<
and hope to never again have to worry about the alphabetical properties of my blood
>>

They're called condoms. You might want to find out about them, then you can have your fun and no blood test needed.

Addressed. I was horny and drunk, not stupid! lol.

But when you're drunk and going to town your sensation gets numbed so I didn't notice when the coverall stopped covering.

 

[tehrick67]

No, but I am vigorous and twice the raincoat.. broke. And I am vigorous so I didn't notice.

I thought you were smart enough to protect yourself

 

[Brownfan80]

Monogamy.

Gotta find the right pocahawtass first, yo.

 

[3 Point Stan]

So you gave up "raw dawg" for Lent? Little late, ain't it bro?

 

[Brownfan80]

stop using saran wrap

Wigga, please, I am a Gladlock man.

 

[Brownfan80]

So you gave up "raw dawg" for Lent? Little late, ain't it bro?

I gave up drunk bitches for Lent. And it's never too late, until the alphabet gets involved!

 

[3 Point Stan]

I gave up drunk bitches for Lent. And it's never too late, until the alphabet gets involved!

A.I....

Oh, wait. I got it!

 

[Pyxis]

Monogamy.

I like this method as well.

 

[Brownfan80]

A.I....

Oh, wait. I got it!

VD, HPV, AID, HIV, AIG, you know, the works!

 

[Brownfan80]

I like this method as well.

Screw all you happy people with your monogamy. I am single and hating it! lol lol lol.

I'm a good dude, I'll find a sufficiently good lady eventually. I hope.

 

[mikiemo83]

Screw all you happy people with your monogamy. I am single and hating it! lol lol lol.

I'm a good dude, I'll find a sufficiently good lady eventually. I hope.

don't let them fool you, they all took a dip in Lake Iwannabang'emall


hell I turned purple and all pruned from being in the wet for so long