Matt Cassel Agent Pleased By All the "Cassel Or Brady" Articles

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Matt Cassel Agent Pleased By All the "Cassel Or Brady" Articles

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Josh Tibbs, the agent for Patriots backup QB Matt Cassel, paged through Bleacher Report articles he printed up.

"Look at this one," he said, as he handed me a piece of paper. "It compares Brady/Cassel to Montana/Young. In some ways, a valid comparison, but still...Young was a Hall-of-Famer. That raises Matt's asking price a cool million."

He glanced through more of the print-outs. "This one compares him favorably with Matt Ryan. Do you know how much Ryan got paid?" he asked.

"I've gone through them and not one mentions Derek Anderson's one-year explosion. Heck, he made the Pro Bowl."

"So," I asked, "on a team without Moss and Welker, will Cassel succeed?"

"Who cares?" he replied. "If some team pays for a savior and the check clears on the signing bonus, he doesn't have to be Jonny Unitas. Heck, as long as he isn't Johnny Harrington, he is a success."

"Joey Harrington," I corrected.

"Whatever," he said. "Point is, I'll be paid, I mean he'll be paid."
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ROFL ROFL :coffee:
 
Forget Derek Anderson, all this came after 2 games. lol
 
For those who haven't clicked on the link it should be noted that this is a satrical piece.

....just in case....
 
Den-in-NH said:
For those who haven't clicked on the link it should be noted that this is a satrical piece.

....just in case....
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I dunno. Sounds pretty dead-on to me. :shrug:
 
Den-in-NH said:
For those who haven't clicked on the link it should be noted that this is a satrical piece.

....just in case....
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Satire has a way of dealing with truth though. I wouldn't put this past any agent's thinking.
"Look at this one," he said, as he handed me a piece of paper. "It compares Brady/Cassel to Montana/Young. In some ways, a valid comparison, but still...Young was a Hall-of-Famer. That raises Matt's asking price a cool million."

He glanced through more of the print-outs. "This one compares him favorably with Matt Ryan. Do you know how much Ryan got paid?" he asked.
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BradyLady12 said:
Satire has a way of dealing with truth though. I wouldn't put this past any agent's thinking.
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Oh no doubt - and I'm not trying to insult anyone's intelligence - just thought that should be noted so nobody get the wrong idea...
 
Den-in-NH said:
Oh no doubt - and I'm not trying to insult anyone's intelligence - just thought that should be noted so nobody get the wrong idea...
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but that's what makes these threads so much fun
 
FWIW, Matt Cassel's agent is David Dunn, the same agent who represents Aaron Rodgers.
 
dchester said:
Yes. Part of the fun is in seeing how many people get sucked in.

:)
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That's how I feel whenever I see a dimensional vortex to Hell appear in a crowded mall or something. :shrug:
 
dchester said:
Yes. Part of the fun is in seeing how many people get sucked in.

:)
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Hell yes.

Looking at your username, am I right in thinking that you come from Dorchester (in Boston) and have moved to Worcester in Mass-athingy? Does this constitute a step-up?

I'm just a nosey limey bastard....
 
gomezcat said:
Hell yes.

Looking at your username, am I right in thinking that you come from Dorchester (in Boston) and have moved to Worcester in Mass-athingy? Does this constitute a step-up?

I'm just a nosey limey bastard....
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You obviously haven't been to Worcester. ROFL
 
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