OT: Why you don't bring kids to the zoo

today the Planet has taken a lot out of me :eek:

I need to recharge the ol' battery and come back with a vengeance tomorrow I guess

this is not like me....I usually welcome the disgusting :D

Cripes, will you stop your damn whining. You are getting annoying in your old age, you ol' fart!

You are reminding me of ...... (after the Goldie dance!)


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Damn! :mad: PCs suck. I can't find anything on the Internet. There was a great one called "Darkride" that I think I linked here a few months ago but now I can't find it; I think it was some sort of submission-domination scene from a low-budget film. >) There was another one with a woman reciting a lovely poem ("eat me beat me bite me bl*w me s*** me f*** me oh so slowly..." and then it got bad, LOL). Man! I'll have to drag out my mid-90's Mac one day and see if I can transfer wav files out of it...


TRY THIS ONE...............

http://31337.pl/
 
Now, getting back to the animal pictures.

The attached was taken at Disney's Animal World in Orlando and it is a Madagascar Bat (and balls). ;)
 
went to the Philadelphia zoo, 1st the polar bear shayt across the window then teh Giraffe was all excited and chasing the female giraffe... not bad usually but I was on a romantic weekend get away (yeah I know Phily?) and to politely tell the story I will quote the little kid beside me

"Mommy, why does the giraffe have an extra leg?"

the kids mom just looked with kaw dropped and kept crossing her legs wiggling


my date and I walked away giggling and for the rest of the weekend I felt just a little short
 
went to the Philadelphia zoo, 1st the polar bear shayt across the window then teh Giraffe was all excited and chasing the female giraffe... not bad usually but I was on a romantic weekend get away (yeah I know Phily?) and to politely tell the story I will quote the little kid beside me

"Mommy, why does the giraffe have and extra leg?"

the kids mom just looked with kaw dropped and kept crossing her legs wiggling


my date and I walked away giggling and for the rest of the weekend I felt just a little short

kids say the darnest things, good one Mikie:)
 
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