Knock knock this is the FBI and we are hear to raid your closet!!!!
FBI agent 1 “ Holy shit check out this real doll. Hottest one I’ve seen yet!!!” Eeew WTF there’s Salt water taffy crammed into the orifices…
Lead Agent 2“ you should test it to make sure!”
Agent 1 “ok sir”
***** chewing chewing chewing chewing chewing chewing chewing chewing chewing chewing chewing chewing chewing chewing chewing chewing chewing chewing chewing chewing chewing******
“Yeah it’s winter mint…. They’re not kidding when they call it salt water candy…. Can I have a weird mackerel taste to it….
Really sticks to the roof of your mouth…
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Agent 2 “ Dumbass… I meant to take it back to the lab to have it tested for drugs……..