Steel Yourselves For Dooooommmm!!! Thursday karma thread

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Oh boy. Where do we start? Well, there's this conversation picked up by Echelon.
Brady: "Hey Gomez. I hear the Exiles lost by one in the semis yesterday. Have you got the stats?"
Gomezcat: "Um,yes,Tom but in the excitement, I don't think I recorded them 100% accurately".
Brady:"Dude!!! That's the worst and most unsettling thing since the Superbowl!!You f***ing limey prick!!!".

Three days before the season opener, this is enough to throw Brady's preparation off, in what had previously been an amazing offseason for him.

The opening kick-off doesn't go brilliantly, as everyone else is unsettled by this news. Gost is penalised for trying to run with the ball. There's something familiar about the ref, who assesses the "Cheating Patriot Cheaters" for two 15 yarders. One is for unsportsmanlike and the other is for a personal foul on the ball.

Gost is ejected and Ryan Wendell is forced by the ref to take the kick. It bobbles ten yards before the Steelers return it for a TD. More to follow...
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The night before the game Brady and Rapistburger Tag team a broad in a Gillette Bathroom, and Brady Gives Giselle the crabs...Giselle then breaks Bradys throwing arm. The Garop in his first game throws for 5 Touchdowns. Patriots 44 Steelers 17
 
Brady throws for 20 picks as he can't stop thinking about the Exiles' stats. He is banned mid-game by ref Goger Roodell, who says he was "more probably than not" cheating. This brings in Jimmy Gruffalo, but Roodell bans him for general awareness of cheating. The neutral ref appoints the entire D to take it in turns to play QB. He then says they are ineligible to play D.

The Steelers have their wicked way with an open field and it's u-g-l-y with no alibi.

Final score: Steelers - too many
Pats - season is over already.
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imapig said:
The night before the game Brady and Rapistburger Tag team a broad in a Gillette Bathroom, and Brady Gives Giselle the crabs...Giselle then breaks Bradys throwing arm. The Garop in his first game throws for 5 Touchdowns. Patriots 44 Steelers 17
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I fear this will be the problem with karma threads this year.

Garoppolo will always end up coming in and blowing the other team out. :(
 
imapig said:
The night before the game Brady and Rapistburger Tag team a broad in a Gillette Bathroom, and Brady Gives Giselle the crabs...Giselle then breaks Bradys throwing arm. The Garop in his first game throws for 5 Touchdowns. Patriots 44 Steelers 17
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Noooooo!!!! We're dooooomed now!!!!
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The fix is in.

The one thing that most people haven't had time to worry about is the refs.

Roger is steaming mad. Furious. He decides to play a high-stakes game of fvcky-fvck by letting the refs know that every call goes Pittsburgh's way.

The Pats are cheating anyways, so why not just make them the most penalized team in the league?

Every play has varying degress of holding on the Oline and D backfield. Fact. All you have to do is drop the flags. Do it enough to wipe out Pats first downs and give the Steelers what they need to hang onto the ball. I mean.....it'll take a shitload of flags to do it, but they have plenty.

Who is going to complain?

THE PATRIOTS????????????????

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Steelers 28
Patriots 24
 
Guys,.....seriously,........It's over!!!!!


They know about the cameras.


They know about the hidden microphones.


They know about the deflated balls.


They know about the attendants stealing playbooks.


They even know about the room temperature Gatorade!!!


We got nothing left!!!! And with TFB's pending divorce, the distraction of the 4 Lombardi's being vacated and confiscated,....not to mention how sad everyone at Gillette will be with our Beloved Commissioner not being in attendance,...what f*cking chance do the Pat's have?!?!?!



Pats: 3
Steelers: 77



Let the 0-19 season of Doom begin.
 
:arrr: How come nothing about the invincible Stillers have been mentioned?

The Pittsburgh steel reinforcing their unis, the vial of Roger G. tears hanging around their necks and the Jerome Bettis NFL card tucked in their jocks! How can they NOT LOSE!!!!!:shrug_n:


Pats: 42 penalties ; 0 pts.

Stillers: 122+ ended at the half due to TB and BB being arrested for public indecency.
 
Malcolm Butler was a nice story while it lasted, but Antonio Brown is going to toast him like a pop-tart all night long. By halftime Felgie will be begging his lovely wife to help him deal with his raging erection at the thought of how many times he will be able to say "I told you the Pats cheaped out on Revis" on Friday.

The Steelers have already said they are going to hit Gronk on every single play and you know that kid doesn't like the contact. Gronk is a fine player, but he's a bit of a finesse guy, so kudos to their scouting department.

Dick LeBeau was much-faded with time and wormholes and Keith Butler is just the guy to take that Pittsburgh D straight back to the glory days in the wink of a young girl's eye. They've cleaned house now and their hungry, new killahs are going to make every Iron City-swilling Yinzer anywhere near the convergence of the Monongahela, the Allegheny and the Ohio think he is watching the return of Mean Joe and the two Jacks.

The shitty rain-swept banner ceremony will be immediately recoginzed as a death-knell for the golden days of Brady's past. Legions of silent bandwagon fans will gradually absorb the fact that the hatred of their cheating heroes in combination with their despicable coaching staff and front office is completely legitimate and will stagger out of Kraft's tacky pleasure palace like lost orphans knowing that the shitstorm has only just begun.

Don't bother defending the Wall anymore. The Wildlings won.

Black and Gold Alpha Dogs 44
Roger's Reprobates 6
 
Hawg73 said:
Malcolm Butler was a nice story while it lasted, but Antonio Brown is going to toast him like a pop-tart all night long. By halftime Felgie will be begging his lovely wife to help him deal with his raging erection at the thought of how many times he will be able to say "I told you the Pats cheaped out on Revis" on Friday.

The Steelers have already said they are going to hit Gronk on every single play and you know that kid doesn't like the contact. Gronk is a fine player, but he's a bit of a finesse guy, so kudos to their scouting department.

Dick LeBeau was much-faded with time and wormholes and Keith Butler is just the guy to take that Pittsburgh D straight back to the glory days in the wink of a young girl's eye. They've cleaned house now and their hungry, new killahs are going to make every Iron City-swilling Yinzer anywhere near the convergence of the Monongahela, the Allegheny and the Ohio think he is watching the return of Mean Joe and the two Jacks.

The shitty rain-swept banner ceremony will be immediately recoginzed as a death-knell for the golden days of Brady's past. Legions of silent bandwagon fans will gradually absorb the fact that the hatred of their cheating heroes in combination with their despicable coaching staff and front office is completely legitimate and will stagger out of Kraft's tacky pleasure palace like lost orphans knowing that the shitstorm has only just begun.

Don't bother defending the Wall anymore. The Wildlings won.

Black and Gold Alpha Dogs 44
Roger's Reprobates 6
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You didn't mention all those glorious LBs the Steelers are known for! :shoot:
 
PumpDee said:
Guys,.....seriously,........It's over!!!!!


They know about the cameras.


They know about the hidden microphones.


They know about the deflated balls.


They know about the attendants stealing playbooks.


They even know about the room temperature Gatorade!!!


We got nothing left!!!! And with TFB's pending divorce, the distraction of the 4 Lombardi's being vacated and confiscated,....not to mention how sad everyone at Gillette will be with our Beloved Commissioner not being in attendance,...what f*cking chance do the Pat's have?!?!?!



Pats: 3
Steelers: 77



Let the 0-19 season of Doom begin.
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I heard that the Pats nuked cases of Gatorade in the microwave before putting it in the visiting locker room.
 
Hawg73 said:
The fix is in.

The one thing that most people haven't had time to worry about is the refs.

Roger is steaming mad. Furious. He decides to play a high-stakes game of fvcky-fvck by letting the refs know that every call goes Pittsburgh's way.

The Pats are cheating anyways, so why not just make them the most penalized team in the league?

Every play has varying degress of holding on the Oline and D backfield. Fact. All you have to do is drop the flags. Do it enough to wipe out Pats first downs and give the Steelers what they need to hang onto the ball. I mean.....it'll take a shitload of flags to do it, but they have plenty.

Who is going to complain?

THE PATRIOTS????????????????

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Steelers 28
Patriots 24
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This doesnt look like a karma post, more like a prophesy:(
 
It's raining. Good day to be able to run the ball. It will be hard missing the starting RB, FB and 2 O-Linemen. Steelers will have an easy time defending everything coming from the gun. Prepare to feel deflated.
 
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