Teen who had sex with cow forced to marry it

[Claremonster]

An 18-year-old boy in Bali who was caught having sex with a cow was forced to marry it in front of hundreds of people, according to video from Buzz: 60.

The teen said he thought the cow was a beautiful woman and it wooed him with compliments, the video says. Officials didn't buy it, deciding on the marriage as punishment.

The teen passed out during the ceremony and the town decided to drown the cow.

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/07/26/20120726bali-teen-sex-cow-marriage.html

Not sure if they mean an actual cow, or if the penalty for having sex with a big woman - or even for being a big woman - are too severe.

 

[patswin]

I bet the kid is in a bad mooooood.

 

[dchester]

Must have been bath salts, or spoiled milk.

:shrug:

 

[patswin]

I would be udderly horrified to marry a cow.

 

[patswin]

I keep thinking of the great old Zappa tune.. "Crew Slut" and the verse

"With a tongue like a cow she could make you go wow"

 

[Claremonster]

I would be udderly horrified to marry a cow.

"Well, they're like mopeds. A lot of fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on one..." - Bali Teenager

 

[Pyxis]

How tall is this kid?
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[Claremonster]

How tall is this kid?
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It doesn't say. But then, he could have used a milking stool*...
















*Ima Pig told me those work.

 

[bideau]

Chick-Fil-A's latest advertising campaign.

 

[patswin]

well WTF the cow is running around dressed like a little slut, what do you expect to happen?

 

[Pyxis]

What a ho.
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[Claremonster]

well WTF the cow is running around dressed like a little slut, what do you expect to happen?

I bet those udders aren't even real

 

[Grumpy_Bottom]

Not sure if they mean an actual cow, or if the penalty for having sex with a big woman - or even for being a big woman - are too severe.

How'd we get from "The teen passed out during the ceremony" to "and the town decided to drown the cow"?

 

[Pyxis]

How'd we get from "The teen passed out during the ceremony" to "and the town decided to drown the cow"?

Dunno. I'm betting that the aroma from the BBQ pit dragged him back to consciousness.
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[imapig]

I am very aroused...

 

[Claremonster]

How'd we get from "The teen passed out during the ceremony" to "and the town decided to drown the cow"?

You've never seen a drunk cow at a wedding, or you'd not have to ask.

 

[Beaglebay]

How'd we get from "The teen passed out during the ceremony" to "and the town decided to drown the cow"?

Another example of blaming the victim

 

[HSanders]

Would you call that bovine intervention?
Can't make a Holstein into a housewife.

 

[DarnSyd]

I suppose this was a cattle prod wedding...

 

[Beaglebay]

I hear "their song" was "Bali Hay"