The Official Planet TOP TEN LIST Challenge

[patriots pam]

7) Sanchez attended the "Eli School of Elite Quarterbacking and Stuff" in the offseason

 

[patriots pam]

6) Recent LHC mishap sucked us into another universe where it's still 1968

 

[Beaglebay]

5) LadyT shaved a landing strip on her nethers for good luck

 

[fulltilt]

4) A superbowl is the only size served at the Ryans family table

 

[BostonTim]

3. Because no head coach who has predicted at the start of the season, in each of three consecutive seasons, that his team would win the superbowl has ever been wrong the third time.

 

[Beaglebay]

2) Because they win every year

 

[HSanders]

2) Because RR has to say SOMETHING to console poor Sanchize since he just cut Sanchize's' BFF McKnight.

 

[patriots pam]

Top Ten Ways to Spend the <strike>Memorial</strike> LABOR Day Weekend

10) Starting new TT Lists for people who don't get their numbering correct!

9) Naked

 

[Beaglebay]

8) Flipping off...oops, I mean waving goodbye to tourists. (I guessed you meant Labor Day)

 

[patriots pam]

7) Trying not to be a dumbass who can't even get the holiday right







Thx for the correction Beagle!

 

[Beaglebay]

6) Not performing any, or going into, labor

 

[Den-in-NH]

5.) Visiting the abundance of yard-sales around town and asking "Would you take a dollar for it?" of every item you encounter, regardless of what the price marked is.

 

[patriots pam]

4) Guarding the potato salad to keep Gramma from filling her purse with it "for later"

 

[HSanders]

3) taunting old people at the early bird special restaurants


(sorry PP hers wasn't visible when I did mine. )

Edit...see it happened again, had mine @ 4 PP & I simultaneous posting!)

 

[Den-in-NH]

2.) Grilling literally everything in your refridgerator which won't fall through the grates as you realize this is probably the last weekend in which you'll be able to grill...

 

[BostonTim]

2.) Grilling literally everything in your refridgerator which won't fall through the grates as you realize this is probably the last weekend in which you'll be able to grill...

1... Making and freezing 80 loaves of Zuchinni bread and resolving to never again grow zuchinni.
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Top ten ways to prepare the kids for the new school year.

1. Promise them they won't die if they pass algebra.

 

[Den-in-NH]

2.) Tell them you will use non-toxic paint to paint them from the waist down so that they will be the coolest kids in school due to having the skinniest "skinny jeans".

 

[Number Cruncher]

3) Remind them that smart folks like Alfred Einstein and Microsoft founder Bob Gates "get more tail than a public toilet".

 

[3 Point Stan]

4) Remind them that Top 10 lists start in descending order

 

[Moebius]

5) Tell them that senior hazing is just an exaggeration. There's almost never permanent scarring.