The Official Planet TOP TEN LIST Challenge

[BostonTim]

5. Remind them that they might go off in the wrong direction, but the opportunity to reverse their error will always present itself.

 

[Number Cruncher]

4) Giving them a 4 year subscription to "Cliff Notes"

 

[PatsFanLisa]

3. Telling them that the stacks of beer in their minifridge in the dorm room is okay as long as they get peanuts to go with them for nutrition purposes.

 

[BostonTim]

3. or better yet, hiring Cliff to be their tutor.

 

[Number Cruncher]

2) One word... Penicillin

 

[Den-in-NH]

and the number one Top Ten way to prepare the kids for the new school year...

1.) Practicing basic math skills so that they don't embarass themselves as adults by totally botching a simple countdown from 10 to 1.

 

[Den-in-NH]

The Top Ten Ways to Recognize a "Sports Nerd" -

10.) Mandatory tailgating gear includes a graphing calculator to plot Dwayne Bowe's yards after catch throughout the game.

 

[Number Cruncher]

9) Looking in a mirror.....

 

[patriots pam]

8) Has a Fathead of "The Schwab"

 

[patriots pam]

7) His porn mags are secretly stuffed with stat sheets

 

[PatsFanLisa]

6. When your spouse says "Let's go shopping" you automatically think of the Pro Shop.

 

[taltos]

5. Has a Brady blow up doll.

 

[patriots pam]

4) Thinks "The Great Debate" refers to whether the correct acronym for 'Runs Batted In" is RBIs or RBI

 

[Hawg73]

3) - Get's pissed off at him/herself for forgetting to extend the DVR time and therefore misses the last 4 minutes of an almost completely meaningless preseason game.

 

[Den-in-NH]

2.) Can tell you that Howie Long's picks to win are for more accurate than Chris Berman's - and has the spreadsheet to prove it.

 

[patriots pam]

And the #1 Way to Recognize a "Sports Nerd":

They're a member at Patriots Planet


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Top Ten Reasons We've Never Returned to the Moon Revealed in the Apollo 18 Movie:


10) Disappointing lack of ocean front property

 

[gomezcat]

9) The real Moon was sold off to the Martians years ago and the one in the sky is a fake.

 

[Claremonster]

8. No gold

 

[patriots pam]

7) No cheese

6) Cell phone coverage SUCKS

 

[Claremonster]

5. Nasa